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Savedbookworm
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Country: United States
State: California
Birthday: 2/4/1987
Gender: Female
Interests: God, computers, badmiton (when I get a game in which isn't often), basketball, volleyball, writing, cross-stitching, and getting good grades in school.
Occupation: Student
Industry: Education/Research
Message: message meEmail: email me
Website: visit my website
AIM:  saved1a
Member Since:
1/13/2004
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| I'm bringing Xanga back - drop a comment if you're with me! | | |
| Ha ha. I just thought I'd post in here for fun.
I just went through my subscriptions, and deleted the ones I don't get updates for, or don't really read. If you think I accidentally deleted you but shouldn't have, first of all you're spending wayyy too much time on xanga. But just send me a comment, and I'll fix it.
Happy Thanksgiving. | | |
| It's been so long since I posted on this crazy thing, I actually forgot how . . .
For those of you who might stumble across this rather abandoned site, I use www.livejournal.com/~prncsbkwrm to communicate my thoughts to the world. I feel that Xanga is somewhat unweildy to use and that livejournal is easier. Besides, you don't need an account to read comments or add to them.
Have a happy day! | | |
| This is part of my public apology to my friend. I am SO incredibly sorry . . . I am really grieving over this . . . I am so sorry . . . | | |
| FUN THINGS TO DO AT WALMART
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
4. Start playing Calvinball; (For those of you that don't know, Calvinball is a game where you can make up any rule as long as you don't play it the same way twice, cf. the comic strip Calvin and Hobbes) see how many people you can get to join in.
5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles. Corollary: Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department. Corollary: Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Wearhouses," and see what happens.
11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10".
12. Play with the automatic doors.
13. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this crap, anyway?" Corollary: Repeat in the jewelry department.
14. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."
15. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
16. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
17. Put M&M's on layaway.
18. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
19. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
20. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.
21. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
22. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"
23. TP as much of the store as possible.
24. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. Corollary: Steal random things from people's carts. Corollary: Put random things in other people's carts.
25. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.
26. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
27. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"
28. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?" (Actually, you don't have to MAKE UP products. You can ask for REAL ones too. I've asked for Bookends and Mood Rings and gotten very blank stares . . . )
29. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. Take bets on the battle.
30. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
31. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
32. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
33. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."
34. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. Corollary: Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
35. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"
36. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
37. Two words: "Marco Polo."
38. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.
39. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.
40. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
41. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"
42. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
43. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
44. Start dancing weird to the music the store plays. If anyone asks claim, "This is my favorite song!"
45. Take rides in the shopping carts. Corollary: Get your friends to push you around.
46. Leave a trail of breadcrumbs behind you in the aisles. Claim you are renacting Hansel and Gretel.
47. Do the hokey pokey!
48. Speak to everyone in old English. (thee, thou, thine, perforce, etc)
49. Using rope, lasso the carts and act like you're having a rodeo.
50. Carry as many items as possible into the 12 items or less without getting moved to another aisle.
**BONUS**
Complete all 50 of these in one day without getting kicked out.
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