Very surprising to know that Tiger Woods is actually a sex-deprived fucker meh? I don't think so. For a guy with sooo much money in his pocket, it just seems like another *yawns* story to me. Know what's surprising? The other women that he kept going back to fuck. Did you read the news?! Did you even bother to look at the faces of those itchy-pussy bitches?! *gawd, they reminded me of another bitch whom I know so close to heart*.. ohhh.. If you haven't paid any due attention, you must! Especially if you need to lose some weight, GO look at their fucking faces. *you might vomit* So fucking ugly & manly.. they literally look like shit lor. Know what else disgusts me? This.. 
Fucking actor. The scandals *according to the news which I believe, is right & Tiger himself admitted to it* started when his wife was pregnant. Walau. Fuck other women already, still can look so fatherly & kind & doting in this photo. Burn it! It makes me wanna vomit! 
If I'm the baby in the photo & now that I have grown to use my brain, I will burn this photo as well & use something really strong to clean my forehead in case Tiger's itchy-dick syndrome infects me. Yucks. The kid should learn how to club Tiger. I mean.. WHY NOT?! You can argue that no matter what, Tiger is still the father. SOOO WHAT?! When the poor mother was carrying a load for 9 months, the father was busy fucking different fucking ugly women lei. TELL ME WHY CANNOT CLUB THE SHIT OUT OF HIM?! Shiok for so long already, time for karma liao! 
Introducing the fucking ugly other women in his life. He must have blindfolded himself in the bedroom & only removed the blinds after these bitches left. Or maybe he just loves to fuck manly women, or worse, transvesites! Omg! The first bitch on the left looks like a Posh Spice post surgery gone wrong. The bitch in the middle - cannot see that her boobs are really fake meh?! Or maybe Tiger play too much golf, everything look like golf balls also never mind. Last bitch ok la. Typical money grubber face lor. 
Actually, most ang mos look the same. Of course, there are really chio ang mos la... BUT this is not one of them. Face round until like the full moon, smile until like that. Simi tai ji. 
This one look like a mother monkey lor. Where got people go on national TV to tell the whole world that 'Hey, look at me! I'm a bitch! I fucked Tiger Woods! Jealous not?!' Siao lang. I really admire those materialistic women. Go & fuck other women's husbands & still behave as if she's a victim. Go on TV for what? For MONEY la! Shameless! 
The craziest part? Look at his wife & scroll up & look at the bitches *I know you don't wish to vomit again but just take a quick look ok!* & tell me what the hell is wrong with Tiger Woods?! Not hot enough for him ah. If he isn't a billionaire, people can easily point out that she is too good for him! He's no Johnny Depp hor! BUT Guess what?! It doesn't matter if the wife is drop dead beautiful or not. Most importantly is, she must be able to fulfil ALL sexual needs. So in the new world where equality is the rage, is it safe to assume that if the man cannot provide great sex, the woman can go ahead to fuck other men freely?! Lust, caution. Can you imagine how retarded the argument is?! I don't even believe it lor. ONLY men can come up with such an argument. Mind you! If you don't satisfy their sexual needs, it's only right for them to find another hole. BUT if they don't satisfy your needs, you cannot find another dick lei. WTF?! Tiger Woods' scandal is nothing special. It only serves as a rude awakening as to what is happening around the world. Wake up the bright idea & STOP using the same old sexual excuse. What I have typed above is nothing special as well. 99% of the time, the bitches do look fucking ugly, whether you like it or not. Welcome to the new world.. where everlasting marriages WITHOUT any 3rd parties may cease to exist.. if everyone don't get their act together. *poof* | 
