GOOD AFTERNOON TARDS!!!

Hi you people of Xanga, did you think Mephisto had passed out drunk in a pumpkin patch somewhere? Perhaps that she took a flying leap off of a cliff in Africa like Mufasa? Did you think that you'd be rid of her so easily!? HaHA, you know you cannot kill the mightiest of the mighty, the worlds one and only SPENCER FUCKING MATO!

Ok, truth be told, I've been vegitating. Absolutely NOTHING has happened to me recently that is of any worth mentioning. Damn not having a car, a license or a life to lose with car and said license. Fuck fuCK FUCK! Whatever, anyway, it seems I've been steadily growing more and more insane. Its honestly not fair, ok, maybe it is. I think its mostly my fault that I try and blow my mind out of my head at least once a day. If not more.

Anyway, I have something straight out of the valuts for you. Something I didn't write but I thought it was pretty clever. Anyway, here it is, The Christianity Virus.

THE CHRISTIANITY VIRUS has now become the deadiest of all viruses ever known to affect man or beast! According to our reliable sources it has reached pandemic proportions. This easily spread virus creates severe mental and emotional problems in most infected victims, causing them to have delusions of grandeur initially, while violent criminal behavior is often exhibited in it's later stages. Many times, victims have been noted to inflict their violent behavior upon their family, friends, strangers, co-workers, males, females, students, non-students, drivers, sleepers, eaters, etc,,,. Cases involving necrophilia have been reported, proving that even the dead are not safe from the hauntingly evil effects of the Christianity virus.

Victims of the virus demonstrate many types of violent behavior including, but not limited to: child abuse and neglect, spousal abuse, killing and mutillating animals, rape, self-mutilation, necrophilia (as stated above). Homicide is frequent and occurs in various forms including---the single kill, the serial kill, and/or the mass kill...with or without post-suicide.

How it's spread:
An infected Christian representative approaches and attempts to coerce victims into converting to his doctrine, using threats of persecution and punishment. This person is called an infector. If you have been exposed to this, and did not immediately feel compelled to repent your sins (lest severe punishment), then you may not be infected. You may, however, have been primed if you begin to experience intermittent symptoms of the virus. Repeated exposure to the viral christian doctrine once primed, has been proven to cause infection in many case.

Watch for the following warning signs and symptoms of the disease in progress:
1) The uncontrollable desire to infect others with the virus. Many people infectors will go to any length to infect another, some travel great distances to infect. Some go door to door to private residences. They have been known to canvass large neighborhoods in a single day, infecting some and priming others, Their most effective means of infecting others is by sending money they had saved up for their kids' college education (or equally important item), to sponsor an evang-infector. An evang-infector buys television time and can infect 1000's of people quickly and efficiently. Beware of Evang-infectors. they must be considered armed and extremely dangerous.

2) You begin to sense you can never do anything fun again without fear of condemnation from others who are infected and God. You may even think your body, mind, and soul belong to God, therefore, you will also feel as if you no longer control your life. Do NOT disregard this feeling. You HAVE lost all control.

3) You feel depressed because you sense your friends no longer want to spend time with you. You can't understand why? You think to yourself---After all, I did my best to help them, I offered them an eternal life in heaven with the lord, isn't that being a friend? That should prove I love them.

4) Everytime you hear a horn, you think it's Gabriel's trumpet, and you look for Jesus in the sky. Then, you breathe a sigh of relief when you realize it's a train at the railroad crossing nearby. You also begin to beat yourself up because you know you were scared when you thought it was Jesus. You begin doubting your faith.

5) Later stage of the virus---You STOP thinking that nothing is fun. You have become content. This happens because by now you are no longer in control of your thoughts. The virus has consumed your mind and spirit at this point. Automatically, and without considering the feelings of others, you begin to infect other victims. You are no longer able to see your own failings, but can point out every failing of everyone you meet.

6) No turning back at this stage---You begin to chant the following to each person you have contact with.

Christians are in a state of disillusion; it's not funny to have a world based on faiths that are evolving so fast. Christens are in my opinion are in fact the worse. Every day I get a new version on God and it makes me sick, growing up in a Christian Family and still hearing history change to fit the times it makes me think of that saying "There is no right or wrong just popular opinion" And this uncontrollable desire to infect others with this virus of lies and different meanings of what God wants every day. B.W. has been fighting hard and wining, and His words are coming thru (and are very true) but the Christen propaganda is unreal and "I FEEL THAT WE ALL NEED TO FIGHT THE CHRISTEN PROPAGANDA". How? Well we're on this forum and discussing whatever we feel and think, that's good. We can also form are own propaganda like teams. There is strength in numbers and if you would like to form an almost secret team that blinds the blinders I'm ready to start a crusade; we need a good group to start. Like Brain said, YOU AND I ARE UNDER DOSED AND WE'RE READY TO FALL
RAISED TO BE STUPID, TAUGHT TO BE NOTHING AT ALL. Let us speak out and be ready to fly into the world of understanding and there is no understanding in Christen stupidity. BTW I'm looking for atheist with a very good understanding of Science.

Great, eh? Anyway, if you wanna know bout my life and shizzle you'll have to go to http://www.livejournal.com/users/spencer_mato My real Journal.

You asked for a new entry? You got it bitches. Enjoy a classic Spencer rant.

PETA: People who are Evil Terror tactic Advocates?

As much as I am a advocate for free speech things such as racial hate speech or mentally scarring speech are rightfully illegal. However there are some groups that somehow get around these laws. A well known animal rights group PETA (People for the ethical treatment of animals) released a 2 page children’s pamphlet called "Your mommy kills animals" in November of 2003. In conjunction with this they made appearances outside of performances of "the nutcracker suite" in raccoon and fox costumes and handed them out to children whose mothers were wearing fur. This begs the question does PETA believe in the ethical treatment of people? Can you imagine being a child under the age of 8 or even 9 and receiving a cartoon book that looks like this? Honestly it even scared me when I first looked at it. In this country we expect to be treated equally, regardless of our beliefs. However when PETA hands out pamphlets that say things like "Lots of wonderful foxes, raccoons, and other animals are kept by mean farmers who squish them into cages so small that they can hardly move. They never get to play or swim or have fun. All they can do is cry just so your greedy mommy can have that fur coat to show off when she walks in the streets." to children whose parents may not support the cause and scare their children into hating them. PETA is bordering on being a terrorist organization. PETA uses scare tactics and property destruction methods to get its point across. Its unfair to people who don’t believe that fur is murder to have a militant vegan come up and throw paint all over their hard earned mink. As much as I don’t believe in killing animals simply for fur, it’s the wearer’s choice. In my own opinion PETA is a radical organization bent on forcing their beliefs on others. They proved that by pushing their beliefs on children too young to even understand their message with a scare tactic. Apparently PETA believes that animals should have ethical treatment but mentally scarring little children with their "comic" books is just fine.

Alright, Its been a while. I think I should amuse you with something from my banks of stupid shit I've written, cause I haven't written anything overly interesting lately.

All the world is a stage for rockstars

All the world's a stage,

And all the rockstars and groupies merely players;

They have their exits and their entrances;

And one rockstar in his time plays many parts,

His acts being seven ages.

At first a young pizza face,

teased by his peers for his wild dreams of stardom.

Then the ambitious young man, starting a band and playing in clubs.

Then a newly discovered talent with the gaining followers

and a million new women each night.

Then a drug addict,

with no more to care for then his heroin stash.

Then the rehabilitated

this is where he loses all sense of what his music was.

Then the fading talent that plays songs about the

good lord and his praise.

Then last and saddest of all, the sellout,

here he tries anything just to make a buck and fades,

dying not remembering who he once was.

He leaves sans drugs, sans money, sans groupies, sans everything.

How to Sell Your Soul to the Devil, and Still Go to Heaven

So, you want to sell your soul to Satan himself and still chill with God and the angels? Well you’re in for a bumpy ride. One false move and you could be burning in hellfire alongside some of your favorite military leaders and politicians. If you prepare correctly and watch what you say you can behave like a sinner in life and sing hymns with Gabriel when you die.

First and most importantly you must be born under the name Henry Faust. Heinrich will do as will any version of the name Faust (I.E: Faustus). Also, it is very helpful to be born in Germany. The folklore and beliefs of the German people differ drastically with other places in the world. Some symbols later on (I.E the Black Poodle and Dame Care) may change regionally. So, try your best to be born in Germany, it will save you some guesswork.

Next, it is very important to become an alchemist. Learned men are more likely to be seen as representatives for society than the lower class beggars. It is important in your work to challenge god’s creation yet worship him frequently. He will then believe that you are his servant and following his path. This is very important because it will cause a small argument between the one of his fallen angels and himself. Since God will believe in the idea that you are following his path he will give the fallen angel free reign to tempt you into disobeying the commandments and word of the Lord. Be careful though, you will not know when this occurs, so you must be on the constant lookout for the fallen angel coming to strike a contract with you for your soul.

You will know exactly when the fallen angel has come to get you when you see a black poodle while walking with a close friend. This black poodle will be very strange. Instead of running right up to you and begging for food, it should run counter clockwise around you, getting progressively closer. You should also notice that it leaves in its wake a trail of fire. If you ask your friend if he sees the fire he should insist you are hallucinating and that it is just a normal black poodle. Take this poodle home with you and wait until it begins to act strange. Soon it should turn into a well dressed traveling scholar. This scholar will offer you a life of varied experience and satisfaction in exchange for your soul. Take his offer and sign the contract with blood. When you negotiate the terms of said contract make sure you agree that your soul is his only if you speak the words "Linger on! You are so fair!" in a wish for a single moment to last forever. This and will allow you an upper hand in the end.

Now, most likely this exchange will not take place until you are nearing the end of your life. However, do not worry. Upon signing the contract you will set off to receive a potion from a witch. Said potion will restore your youth and allow you to live something close to eighty more years. During these years you may use the fallen angel that has come with you to your best advantage. Having him as a servant of sorts allows you to do close to anything. You may dine with kings, break young girls hearts, travel to the center of the earth to retrieve Helen of Troy, anything you wish. However, it is important that you never speak the words "Linger on! You are so fair!" in a wish for a single moment to last forever.

When at last it does come to be the time for you to pass on you must be sure to be the owner of a large track of land that your fallen angel has acquired for you. It is not important but you can be sure he has received it by underhanded means. You will be considered an emperor of sorts and will be able to make decisions on what is to be done with the land. Dream up some hair brained scheme to start a land filled with heros on your death bed and speak the following words with your final breath: "Then at that moment I could say:/Linger on, you are so fair!/ Nor can the traces of my earthly day/ In many Aeons pass away." Since this will be spoken in a hope for a new day and a future satisfaction the contract you signed was not fulfilled. Thus, when your soul rises from your body the heavenly angels who will be waiting will carry it off to Heaven. You will have sold your soul, yet still gone to heaven.

(Best process essay I've ever written)

Hollywood, MD - Students at Hollywood Hills High were surprised today when they discovered their substitute was in fact, Satan.

Mr. Joe Sanderson’s 3^rd period class was shocked when they discovered their sub was a large red monster. Upon the ring of the bell they were reassured that what they were seeing was actually the result of a tanning accident. "I believed him at first," says seinor Holly Bear, "However, I got suspicious when he belched fire and asked us to do logs in our head."

According to students, Mr. L. Fer offered them homework passes in exchange for a piece of paper with their plural possessive name and the word "Soul" on it. "I asked Mr. Fer why he wanted such a thing," explains Joey Carbonie, a freshmen at HHH, "He told me not to ask stupid questions and that it was to demonstrate a math problem. Thankfully the class didn’t take the bait and a young catholic girl intent on being a nun was able to read the signs and chase him away with a cross.

Clergy man, Rob Hal, relates that this is just the type of thing that Satan needs to do to gain his quota of souls. "Since kids don’t listen to satanic rock and roll as much as they used to, Satan is resorting to desperate measures. I wouldn’t be surprised if he popped up in an ice cream truck or in a trading card store next."

When contacted for comment Satan simply said "What the hell is a guy supposed to do? People like Good Charlotte and Taking back Sunday aren’t bringing in the bacon like Judas priest used to."