| They've just invented a vaccination for depression. They inject you with a very small amount of depression in three small doseages over an eight-month period until your immune system has built up a tolerance. Only a small percentage of people who receive this new vaccination will experience a bad reaction which may result in a combination of hives, fever, soreness, or -- though extremely uncommon -- death. The vacine is reccommended for girls between the ages of nine and eleven, though catch-up vaccinations are available for women between the ages of twelve and twenty-nine. The vaccination has a healthy side effect of preventing unnecessary desires, wants, or dreams. Limited supply. Contact your doctor for details. |
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| "I got out of Flushing within five months. Flushing was safe, a cocoon to hatch out of. Then one night -- I was unrolling my sleeping mat on the floor of the Vadheras' living room -- something came over me, and early the next morning I picked up my bag and my pocketbook and took the #7 train out of the ghetto. One more night and I would have died. Of what? I might have said then, of boredom, but boredom is only a manifestation of something worse. Can wanting be fatal?" "Jasmine" by Bharati Mukherjee |
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