BaBi RoWdIE'z "CoNfEsSiOnS fRoM tHe DaRk SiDe"you think you know but you have no idea, this is the diary of caitobaked potatoe ass machine shizzlemah schlomez *i might not say things out loud, but wait till you hear whats rumbling inside*
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Name: Caitlin
Country: Ireland
Birthday: 11/12/1987
Gender: Female


Interests: brandon is my biggest interest. soccer is tha next up to bat. i've always loved sock since i was like 4 years of age, and plan on playing as long as i can. soccer is gonna be huge one day in america. soccer is universal unlike gay baseball/softball. american or not, i <3 soccer. BOTTOM LINE BITCHES! DONT DISS IT. crestwood hills is too damn rich. since i was about 4 monthes old, i considered "c*wood" to be very ghetto, dangerous, and gang-ful. well.. i still do think it is, but what everyone else don't kno, won't hurt them. that is why it has been perminently renamed to "crestwood hills". there's like mexicans walking down the streets all the time. they flood every apartment in the area. they hang out the window and watch people play soccer, and that is so cool of them. my future goals are to one day be the first american (non drug addict/alcoholic) to live in one of those apartments. be my dream. in the meantime, my interests are sweetness, and they stop at that.
Expertise: im really good at eating, some might say, and i agree, food is good.


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Wednesday, July 21, 2004

TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR...

NOSE: caitlin

ELBOW: cvaiotyl;inm

CHIN: c aiktlin 

FEET: caiutrl uin

EYES CLOSED AND ONE FINGER: caitrkunb

BACK OF YOUR HAND: faiktg,lkin m

MOUSE: fcwi6tli9jn

WRIST:   cvaszoiutl.;olmnb

^^^that was by far the funnest thing i've done today, well actually EVER. do it. just do it.


Sunday, July 18, 2004

when i think about all the bad things people i love say about me i get so fucking pissed off and sad. all the shit builds up and eats away till it gets to the core, then its just too much to take in. 

one day, soon to come, it's going to stop.

i am an immature, whiney, self centered cunt. i am someone to be laughed at, because i am not quite "mature" enough to be taken seriously. my life is a walk in the park, a fucking day at the beach, a piece of mother fuckin' cake. i am useless to talk to, because i don't understand anything. i am stupid. a stupid fuck up at that. im so 'gay', the often mis-used term.

but i am not insecure about me. it's you.

honestly, i just don't give a fuck what you think. if i want shit from you i will kick you in the fucking ass. (by the way, everything up there that i said "i am" i got from other people)

i don't trust anyone at all. i have like 4 friends that are close to me, and that i actually care about. don't try to interfere with my life just because you were in earlier chapters of it. you are not coming back. you need to stay where you belong... in my past.

if i croaked tomorrow, i think the only person that would cry would be alyssa. 'cause she is my girl, forever. and i know she really cares about me. i don't know about anyone else, though. i mean, how could i think anyone else would be upset? YOU did something to make me unsure, not me. it's not MY fault it's YOURS.

yeah, thats all i can dig up fer now. good nite

PeCkA: dude schlomes
PeCkA: GOD I WOULD CARE IF U DIED!
PeCkA: my god
PeCkA: dont even say alyssa would be the only one
PeCkA: cuz im f'n cryin just readin that u wrote that!!!
PeCkA: i care so much about u its not even funny

i <3 you kelly you are da bomb girl


Friday, July 16, 2004

PuT a PlUs By what appLies to you....

01. When I was younger, I made some bad decisions---

02. I don't watch much TV these days---

03. I love broccoli---

04. I love sleeping+++

05. I have loads of books---

06. I once slept in a toilet---

07. I love playing video games---

08. I adore marijuana+++

09. I watch porn movies---

10. I watch "One Tree Hill"---

11. I like sharks---

12. I love spiders---

13. I was born without hair and I still have no hair---

14. I like George W. Bush---

15. People are cool+++

16. I have changed a lot mentally over the last month+++

17. I have a NISSAN and a pool--++

18. I have a lot to learn+++

19. I carry my knife everywhere with myself---

20. I'm smart +++

21. I've never broken someone's bones ?-+-+-+

22. I have a secret ---

23. I hate rain--- love it 

24. I drink healthy juice--- i yike orange juice!

25. Punk rock music rules+++

26. I hate Bill Gates-+-+-+ i dont hate him hate him

27. I love Vietnamese food-+-+-+

28. I would hate to be famous---

29. I am not a morning person +++

30. I have semi-long hair+++

31. I have short hair---

32. I have potential+++

33. I'm pure Afghan+++

34. My legs are two different sizes I refuse

to believe my legs are identical... ---

35. I have a twin---

36. I wear those long ass socks+++

37. I can roll my tongue.+++

38. I like the way that I look +++

39. I'm obsessed with italian food---

40. I know how to french braid+++

41. I can be pessimistic or optomistic whenever I want+++

42. I have a lot of mood swings+++

43. I skateboard/snowboard..---

44. I think that skateboarders are LOSERS.. -+-+-+

45. I'm in a band---

46. I have talent+++

47. I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have+++

48. I think that I'm popular-+-+-+

49. I am currently single---

50. I can't swim---

51. my favorite color is either blue, red, or white---

52. I practically live in sweatshirts+++

53. I love to shop+++

54. I would classify myself as either punk or goth---

55. I would classify myself as ghetto+++++++++

56. I'm a prep, shop at hollister-+-+-+

57. I'm obsessed with my xanga.+++

58. I don't hate anyone+-+-+

59. I know how to square dance---

60. I have a unibrow---

61. I'm completely embarassed to be seen with my mom---

62. I have a cell phone+++

63. I believe in God.+++

64. I watch MTV on a daily basis.+++

65. I know how to play the tuba---

66. I need coffee to live.---

67. I have had a boyfriend before+++

68. I've rejected someone before+++

69. I currently like someone and they have no idea that I like them---

70. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life+++

71. I want to have kids when I get older+++ LOTS!

72. I have changed a diaper before+++

73. I've called the cops on a friend before---

74. I bite my nails---

75. I am a member of the Hilary Duff fan club---------

76. I'm not allergic to anything+++

77. I love broadway plays, and have been to at least 3---

78. I have no idea who the 38th president was.+++

79. I plan on seeing Mary Kate and Ashley's new movie-------

80. I am completely shy around the opposite sex------------------

81. I'm online 24/7+++

82. I have at least 25 away messages saved+++

83. I have tried alcohol or drugs at a party+++

84. I loved Rush Hour---

85. I've read all of the Harry Potter trilogy---

86. If I were a dwarf, I would be dopey---

87. When I was a kid I played with G.I. Joe---

88. I dont mind country music-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------I HATE THAT FUCKING SHIT!

89. I would die for my friends+++

90. I think that Juicy Fruit is the best type of gum+-+-+-+

91. I watch soap operas whenever I can---

92. I'm obsessive and paranoid and extremely jumpy---

93. I would love to be demi moore because ashton kutchers a major hottie +++

94. I love the Beatles.. they're classic---

95. I know all the words to 'I'm a barbie girl'+-+-+

96. Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.+++

97. I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.++++++++

98. I have to fart-------

99. I want this damned thing to be over!+-+-+

100. I'm happy. +++++


B a S i C s

.:. name: Caitlin

.:. single or taken: taken

.:. sex: female

.:. birthday: November 12f

.:. siblings: 1 brother, 1 sister, 1 dog

.:. hair color: dark brown that appears red in the sun and sometimes looks like it has blonde in it even though it doesn't and definetly looks black when not in the light.

.:. eye color: greenish

.:. shoe size: i dunno i try on my shoes and whichever fits i just take

.:. height: 5'4" and a quarter

R e L a T i O n S h I p S

.:. who is your best friend?: brandon

.:. do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: yepo

F a S h I o N

.:. where is your favorite place to shop: i shop everywhere and love it all

.:. tattoos: they are fucking gay

.:. piercings: f em

S p E c I f I c S

.:. do you do drugs?: nah

.:. what kind of shampoo do you use?: umm that stuff that smells good

.:. what are you most scared of?: heights

.:. who is the last person that called you?: alyssAH

.:. where do you want to get married?: ANYWHERE!!!

.:. how many buddies are online right now?: 15

.:. what would you change about yourself?: i dont know leave me comments and tell me whats bad about me

F a V o R i T e S

.:. color: um i dont have one but to wear i like pink, green, and orange

.:. boys names: brandon and brandon

.:. girls names: cameran and kylie

.:. subjects in school: gym and lunch

.:. animals: i yike um dogs

.:. sports: SOCCER

H a V e Y o U e V e R

.:. given anyone a bath?: lol no

.:. smoked?: no

.:. made yourself throw up?: never

.:. skinny dipped?: in wisconsin

.:. made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: uh yes lol

C u R r E n T

.:. clothes: t shirt and cheerleading shorts

.:. music: something about an empty apartment

.:. make-up: none right now

.:. annoyance: when people cant look at all sides of the problem and/or admit that they're wrong

.:. smell: sun tan lotion mmm

.:. favorite group: umm right now i like... nobody you all suck

.:. desktop picture: spongebob and his pineapple under da sea

.:. book youre reading: dont act like i read...

 L a S t P e R s O n

.:. you touched: myself 

.:. hugged: ummm i cant remember

.:. you imed: vicky

.:. you yelled at: my dog

.:. you kissed: my dog lol

A r E y O u

.:. understanding: i think so

.:. open-minded: yes

.:. arrogant: i dont know what that means

.:. insecure: about what?

.:. interesting: jesus fu.. i try

.:. random: what do you mean by that nigga

.:. smart: somehow somewhat yes even though i don't try

.:. moody: yeah its crazy

.:. hard working: nah def not

.:. organized: yeah fa sho

R a N d O m

.:.In the morning i am: wondering if what i just dreamt of is true and stumbling out of bed trying to stay standing

.:. love is: so hard

.:. i dream about: the stupidest things ever mostly. the important stuff i dream when i am in my most deep sleep.

O p P o S i T e SeX

.:. what do you notice first: height

.:. last person you slow danced with: dunno its been a while

.:. worst question to ask: do you like llamas

.:. makes you laugh the most: brandon

.:. makes you smile: brandon

.:. who do you have a crush on: brandon

.:. who has a crush on you: lots of people im so sexy sexy remember

D o Y o U

.:. sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to im you?: no

.:. wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: lol i dont think so

N u M b E r

.:. of times i have had my heart broken: never

.:. of hearts i have broken: i think none, i hope none

.:. of girls ive kissed: oh dude screw the llama question thats worse

.:. of continents i have lived in: 1

.:. of tight friends: like 27 (not really im just being a jackass)

.:. of cds i own: like 2,348  

F i N a L q U e S t I o N s

.:. do you like fillings these out?: yes because there aint shit to do! 

.:. gold or silver: silver!

.:. what was the last film you saw at the movies?: anchorman

.:. what did you have for breakfast this morning?: captain crunch

.:. could you live without your computer?: no!!!

.:. would you color your hair? umm maybe. wait, no. i dont wannaaaaaahh

.:. habla espanol? big erection?

.:. how many people are on your buddy list?: 78, i often delete people. so you should IM me and see if you made the cut... oh wait only people on my buddy list can IM me so congrats if yer reading this you made it

.:. drink alcohol? occasionally

.:. smoke? hella never


Thursday, July 15, 2004

YAYAYAYAYAY VICKY AND MARTY ARE GOING OUT!.. thats my brother's best friends little brother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SWEETNESS! AND ITS ALL MY FAULT!

.. you can list all your friends, but you can't count on them ..



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