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Name: Micheal
Location: Liechtenstein
Birthday: 11/28/1984
Gender: Male
Interests: My talents are things that are sout after by men from every corner of the globe (spelling is not one of them), my main interest has been the woods and the things that come from it, also I like to catch turtles, and lizards.
Expertise: Being Sexy, living in the woods, being a bounty hunter, building rafts, and killing wood chucks.
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Member Since:
5/6/2004
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| I realize its been a while since my last post but i just havn't had to
many ideas lately, and plus lets face the facts rome wasn't built in a
day. Honestly i don't understand why its taken me this long to
come up with this great idea, its just so simple its stupid. With
all the great things that seem to be coming out of Orange County
california i have decided to cash in on that cash cow, but the hitch is
what i'm going to do isn't from the OC, or laguna beach. Ok so
this is the idea i'm going to have a show, and new show on TV, reality
tv of course since that really is all that is played on TV. My
Idea is "The A.C." yeah thats right, allegan county, straight out
of michigan. I have thought for many seconds of few days about
what makes laguna beach and OC so popular. I have decided that
with laguna beach we americans are so lazy that we can't even go out
and live our own lives we have to watch other people live there own
lives, with well editing and catchy songs........of course, and what i
learned from the OC was that you need to have things happen that are
totally illogical. So naturally i based this "reality" tv show at
my house in allegan county. I say "reality" because i'm sure how
much of a reality tv show it will be, sure we will jsut be taping me
and my friends, but we will also write lines for my friends who think
they are funny but really aren't. Now most people
will say, "but kirk how could you have as much drama as much as laguna
beach." I wondered that myself, because at a first glance most
would think that there isn't much drama, BUT at a second glance it
truely shows that there isn't much drama. Thats fine with me, who
needs drama i'm going to capitalize on another increasingly popular
thing, extreme sports, you know for the adrenalin junkies.
Not only will my tv show have great things like wake boarding, and all
other water sports but we will add new sports that haven't even been
invented till this past summer. Like wheel diving, of course we
all know what that is, its the art of driving an old ten speed off the
end of a dock with great speed and agility. The sport has
develeped greatly over the years, but is still only for the strong
willed and the slightly childish. THe last thing that
will make this show great will be the last adrenalin junkie sport and
perhaps the one with the hightest fatality rate..........fishing and
catching of small creatures. yeah it may not look like it at
first glance, but then again you never know what going down in the
A.C. Again there is no way this won't work because if you think
like me, and i know i do, you know this is a instant hit.
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| I'm never going to buy mitchum deoderant....never. Not because it
doesn't work, i've never tried it, but because thier comercials sucks,
they are so stupid. All they do is show a blurry picture of
a girl sitting on a couch wrestling some dude, but its all under some
green shade. Then they throw in some stupid saying that is one of
the basic stereotypes about men. So basically it does it like
this,
Comercial starts with a hot girl just standing there being hot, then
the a sentence comes up, somthing like, "if you have a penis" pause and
then new phrase comes up, "then your a mitchum man," so i mean
really what am i suppose to do, think to myself, "wow i have a
penis, maybe i am a mitchum man, and you know what that comercial
has nothing to do with deoderant, but i bet that stuff will keep my
pits dry, nice i'm going to buy one right now"
Now its time for the second comercial that i think this stupid.
there is a comercial with dave mirra and he is standing on top of a
vert ramp. I hvae nothing wrong with dave mirra i think he is a
cool guy, and plus he can do some crazy things on a bike, a little bike
at that, but its this comercial that is stupid. The whole
comercial is centered around how dave is talking about how if you are a
vert rider you fall and you fall alot but you need to get back up or
else you will never get better. Then the comercial ends with, "so
please keep your face clear by using clearisil dailry acne pads"
My face about hit the ground at the end of the comercial. So i
figure i'm going to air a version of the gettysburg address, or mostly
just the last 30 seconds and i'm going to show all great footage of all
the great things that america has ever done in its history Then
at the end i'm just going put some little blurbe like, "so go buy
yourself a big mac because nothing says america like crappily made
sandwich with to patties" the end. The mirra
comercial is totally using somthing sweet like bike vert, and it makes
me angry. so basically what i'm saying is that all comercials
should have to go past me before they are aired that way i would judge
to see if they are funny, or even worth us watching. And i would cut
out all the crappy comercials or just crappy parts of the
comercials. Thank you.
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| So i'm back home and it feels great, i can drive my car with the
windows down and its actually refreshing. I bought fly fishing
line from guy named Sean, but his nick name was big Al, yeah let that
one sit in your brain for a while. Things are good, nothing
really weird has happened except for this great photo of sasquatch that
i go on the ride home.
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| For the sake of rambling on about razors today in class i also thought
about how crappy razors are.................the vibrating
razor..........PLEASE, your telling me that that charges the hair on my
face making them repell each other and stand up for a closer
shave.....oooooo wait that makes to much sense they just say that it
vibrates and the hairs just stand up. Honestly if people believe
that actually works they should be left out of the gene pool, how could
you tell how much closer the shave is, the blade is already taking off
a layer of skin how could it miss any of the hairs, and another thing
to believe that, that little eletric motor makes the hair stand up is
stupid, i personally would have believed them if they would have just
told me that they captured magical green wood elves and put them to
work, and they made this enchanted razor, they just say it vibrates,
really its just magic................but they didn't so i don't believe
them.
NOTE: i would have attempted to make a picture of paint brush with wood elves and and a razor, but its late and i need sleep
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| Shaving, i don't like to do it, but society has deemed it the thing to
do, i guess we need to look respectable. but lets just step back
a second and take a look at our shavers. 2 blades was good, but 3
is better. 4 is just crazy, i havn't lost that many brain cells
to try one of those out.. I think if we put anymore blades on a
razer everytime you shave should be considered a attempt a
suicide. Your not just going to have a nick on your face, ohhh no
there will be no little blood spot that a small piece of tissue can
cover up, your going to lose a chunk of your face, you might lose your
ear, or chin. Putting that much blade anywhere near your face can
not be healthy, with all those blades on a razor i could buy a pack of
those 4 blade razors and i could carve a canoe out of a tree, and i'd
still have enough blades to kill a cow and quarter it into equal
portions for the next couple sunday dinners. So please read
the fine print when you buy your new 6 blade razors, there will be
warning.........."this product may result in the death of its user."
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