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Friday, April 29, 2005

Fame And Stuff

Far out. Today is the day I became an intergalactic movie star. Go see my movie, Zaphod’s Guide to the Galaxy, in theaters everywhere. And remember, For People, Democracy, and Stuff.

  - Z out.



Thursday, April 28, 2005

"If a planet is destoyed somewhere in the galaxy, and no one cares, does it make a sound?"

- Deep Thoughts by Zaphod Beeblebrox


Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Vote 4 Zaphod  

For People. Freedom. Democracy. And stuff.
Check out the video that helped me get elected as President of the Galaxy.

http://www.media-file.net/hhgg/zaphod.mov



Tuesday, April 26, 2005

All this talking to the people has me worn out. Sometimes you just can't please all the fans, no matter how many photos you autograph, babies you kiss, or planet destruction orders you sign. Here's what the Guide has to say about fanboys.

Fanboys are a vocal, un-unified, consortium of predominantly young males devoted to one overarching ideal - the unwavering desire to harshly criticize that which they love most. On any given day, you can typically find two Fanboys debating subjects like "webslingers" (organic vs. mechanical) with the same amount of vigor and fervor as a country locked in the throes of civil war, with the stakes seemingly just as high. The Guide lists five definitions for the word passion:

(1) A powerful emotion, such as love, joy, hatred, or anger

(2) Strong sexual desire; lust

(3) Boundless enthusiasm

(4) An abandoned display of emotion, especially anger

(5) The sufferings of a man who suggested that humans be nice to each other.

As it relates to Fanboys, the Guide actually lists a sixth definition for the word passion: virgin.




Monday, April 25, 2005

Zaphod Speaks to the People Again

"I wish to second the vote for Marvin as president. You should be impeached. Marvin would be much better. He is assuredly benevolent, since he can't do anything to make himself happier. So why bother screwing with people? I think you are corrupt. Not to mention a womanizer." Posted by Lincolnman

This is head #2 - Congratulations Lincolnman – you’ve just shot up to the top of the list of things to do today.  Give me your coordinates – I now have to make a side trip to rip your spleen out through your throat before I continue on to Planet Magrathea. 



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