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| God, I need a drink......
So....as usual I can not sleep and I am checking email when I found HowManyWouldItTakeToDoMe.....FUNNY!!! FUNNY!!!! FUNNY!! | | |
| WAYS TO TELL SOMEONE THEIR FLY IS OPEN...
20. The cucumber has left the salad.
19. I can see the gun of Navarone.
18. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
17. You've got Windows on your laptop.
16. Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.
15. Your soldier ain't so unknown now.
14. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
13. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
12. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...
11. Your pod bay door is open, Hal.
10. Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!
9. Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
8. Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!
7. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
6. Dr. Kimble has escaped!
5. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."
4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...
3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2. I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?
1. I thought you were crazy, now I can clearly see your nuts.
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| DID YOU EVER WONDER...
-If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
-Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow? Only to be troubled and insecure?
-Is there another word for synonym?
-Isn't is it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
-When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
-When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
-Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
-Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
-Why do they report power outages on TV?
-What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
-Is it possible to be totally partial?
-What's another word for thesaurus?
-If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
-Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
-Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
-Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
-If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?
-If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
-If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
-When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
-Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
-If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
-Why is the word abbreviation so long?
-When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
-If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
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| Someone asked me today who the heck Emily the Strange is...I am not sure. Then I thought about it a little bit....AND....I still don't know. | | |
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