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| UP TO YOU LOR
The incredible Bananaman has recently tied up with another superhero...ine and they are continuing their *erm* adventures in another blog... known simply as:
http://uptoyoulor.blogspot.com They say Eric Banana is *finally* married. Is it really going to happen?
Stay tuned! | | |
| THE BANANAMAN TAKES A SWING For no apparent reason, the Bananaman decided to swing by his own blog (who said Spiderman is the only superhero who can swing around huh?) on this night... and guess what he found. That's right, absolutely nothing at all. Deep down inside (his heart a.k.a. the abyss or the black hole, whichever you prefer, that is, if you don't dispute the presence of a heart in the first place), Eric Banana knows that he has not been blogging, faithfully or otherwise, but... has it really been more than three months? Of course, nobody has complained about the lack of blog entries all this while... mainly because nobody reads this forsaken piece of shit long-lost literary masterpiece anyway. Besides saving the world (you wouldn't want everyone to "go bananas", would you?), the Bananaman has been occupied with the most exciting of things (a.k.a. his work, *ahem* in case The Boss is reading). As with most blog entries that follow a long period of absence, whereby the blog author will provide a boring update of the events that have happened in the interim, this one promises to do the exact boring "thingy". Besides work, work and more work, Eric Banana has been occupied with... work, although he no longer makes N!ke sneakers in a sweatshop located in some obscure third-world country. Too many things to do, too little bananas time. On a personal front, Eric Banana no longer has a girlfriend. Awwww? Be patient and read on... lar. In a moment of simultaneous blindness extraordinary foresight and insanity impeccable judgement, The Girlfriend agreed to be The Fiancee. So yes, as Sabby described, there is going to be a Lady EricBanana... but if you call her that, you do that at the risk of forfeiting your life. The Bananaman ain't gonna save your fried a$$ life. Life after engagement has been *erm* GREAT for Eric Banana (Note: The Fiancee is reading). And yes, wedding bells are going to chime soon. Or is that the recess bell? Gosh, he misses that. Anyway, a lot of planning needs to be done for wedding preparations... and Eric Banana would like to remind the blog readers that the word "Planning" doesn't appear in his job title for no reason =P Okay, more details to follow. Stay tuned. | | |
| A RECURRENCE OF TIREDNESS The Bananaman is tired. Sounds familiar? Recurring theme aside, Eric Banana is a tad concerned about his spluttering engine. It's probably a classic case of trying to do too many things with whatever limited time he has. But, gosh, it's only the beginning of the year. He better wakes up his idea and starts gearing himself up for what is to come. Actually, something seems to be bothering him too. It's not too obvious but he can feel it. Well, until he can figure out what the problem is, it is way too early to dream up a solution. Okay, the Bananaman needs to rest *zzz* | | |
| SAY NO TO INCONSIDERATION There are many nights in a week. Not all that many, seven, to be exact. Tonight happens to be Saturday night - the "prime-time" of "prime-time" - and of course, Eric Banana is all decked in his banana skin fancy clothes, out there partying away. Wait a minute, so who's typing this blog entry then?! Oh. Well... the night has not ended yet - there IS still a possibility of the partying away scenario materialising. Please send your party invites to eric_banana_needs_to_party@right.now pronto. Then again, Eric Banana is feeling extremely nua now. For all that party talk, it is unlikely that he will stay awake for long since his theoretical bed-time is 8 p.m. everyday, including Saturdays, Sundays and public holidays. Oh, so why is Eric awake now and typing yet another meaningless blog entry to bore unsuspecting readers? Erm, go check the meaning of "theoretical". The week has been an extremely short one for Eric. He secretly wishes that all weeks will be like that. Then again, maybe not. 2007 was over in a flash and all Eric merely did was to blink. Anyway, based on the Bananaman's observation of his workplace, the grind has not really begun. Hopefully, he will be somewhere else when it begins. No, he's not jumping ship yet, but hey, everyone needs to harbour escapist dreams yah? Eric Banana renewed his hatred of inconsiderate people last night. He was watching a movie when he was distracted by a "sideshow" involving two women sitting next to each other. Woman A walked out and came back with the usher. The usher asked Woman B to stop using her handphone. Woman B claimed loudly that she didn't talk on the handphone - she was just checking her smses. Woman A said that the light from Woman B's handphone screen was very bright and distracting her in the dark cinema. The usher asked Woman B to step out of the cinema if she wants to check her smses but Woman B refused and told Woman A that if she didn't like it, she could jolly well leave the cinema - Woman B maintained her right to use her handphone to check smses in the cinema. The usher decided that he could do nothing and left. Woman B defiantly used her handphone's brightly lit screen to irritate Woman A. There was some exchange of nasty words. One called the other "obnoxious"; the other threatened to call the police. Woman A eventually gave up and moved to a seat behind. Witnessing this, what Eric Banana really wanted to do was to give Woman B a tight slap on the face. It's probably okay to check the ocassional sms discreetly in the cinema but to hold the handphone up and irritate the surrounding movie-goers is being downright inconsiderate. Everyone should be entitled to watch the movie in peace. If Woman B's argument is right, then Eric Banana can take off his shoes and put his feet on the armrest next to her. Or he can take a torchlight and flash it right into her eyes. Woman B should be thankful that she didn't encounter the Bananaman - he will teach her a lesson in utter humiliation. Let's see what the jillass can do against someone brandishing dragon rings and spewing Hokkien vulgarities. | | |
| A NEW YEAR, A NEW ERIC BANANA Yes, the rumours are true. What rumours? Erm, who cares? In any case, it's official - the damn one kind and only, incorrigible indefatigable Eric Banana is back. His so-called leave has so-called ended. It's a blardy new year and the Bananaman wants to be a whole new banana man. One of his new year resolutions entails going to his office early in the morning so that he can squeeze in one hour of study before the grind begins. To do so, he has to wake up earlier. Which means, technically he should sleep earlier. Ha! Like that will happen, even though his theoretical bedtime was, is and will be 8 p.m. Anyway, the Bananaman was trying to sleep early last night but somehow he just couldn't drag his donkey to dreamland. So he kept reading Shopaholic Abroad until... he finished the blardy book. Geez. That *really* wise move resulted in a zombified Eric Banana this morning. Okay, he still managed 30 minutes of study time which is, as people say, better than nothing. The day at work was a drag. Well, people do need to re-adjust to slavery after having two weeks of freedom right? In any case, Eric was motivated enough to go for a night run, something which he has not done in quite a while. And then it started drizzling... the Bananaman was wondering how he could possibly perspire that much until he realised that it was rainwater that was dripping on his banana skin. The break seemed like a thing of yesteryear. As a matter of fact, it was =P Oh, Eric managed to watch a grand total of eight movies within 11 days, allowing him to achieve his annual target of 100 movies at the cinemas. Hmmm, all Eric wants to do is to... still nothing. Okay, stay tuned for more adventures of the Bananaman *plays theme music - try the Spidey tune* (ba-na-na, ba-na-na, everyone likes to eat ba-na-na... why they eat, I don't know, you want some, I have none... look out, it's Ba-na-na-man...) | | |
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