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Cartman's my favorite character, and here are some of his funniest quotes.
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you just say?!
Cartman: Oh, I'm sorry (Clears throat and pulls out megaphone),
actually what I said was, "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr.
Garrison?"
Jewish Kid: Is anyone else having problems concentrating on this? I just can't seem to concentrate.
Cartman: Maybe we should send you to a concentration camp.
Cartman (singing): I want to get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus. I want to feel his salvation all over my face.
Cartman: Oh, oh, Jesus. I was laughing so hard--the milk came out of my nose.
Stan: Dude, you weren't drinking any milk.
Cartman: Huh?
Stan: You have to be drinking milk for that to happen.
Cartman: Not with me, man.
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| I'm experiencing my first blizzard. In Boston now visiting a friend, and it's Sunday and we are stuck indoors cause of the blizzard. 18 degrees, 35+ MPG winds. It's snowing sideways outside our window!
Hopefully it clears up tomrorow cause I plan on going siteseeing. They have something called the Freedom Walk that's a red path that if you follow, leads you to all the major sites. Things like the first school, first church in the US, and other historical sites. I might need a shovel to walk it on Monday though, there might be a few feet of snow, hahaha.
It's really cold here, there's a lot of revolving doors cause it keeps the air inside the building from escaping, and drafts out of buildings to keep heat in. | | |
| bad bad poker night tonight... lost $1700! Down like $700 for the year now.
Oh well, have a Tahoe trip for a week, leaving tomorrow! Then in Februrary, going to Boston for a week, and in March, Houston for a week, and in April, Hawaii for a week. :) WOOHOO!
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| I HATE YOU ALL! Argggg, having a bad poker night...
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| What is this guy thinking calling down! Crazy. :) You'll never guess what crap he has. Finally had a winning session last night, up $500! Up maybe $1000 this month so far, not very good considering month is 2/3's over. Bleah.
Party Poker
Limit holdem Ring game
10 players (converter)
Pre-flop: (10 players) Hero is UTG with Q♦ Q♠
Hero raises, 6 folds, Button calls, SB calls, BB calls.
Flop: 4♥ Q♣ 8♥ (8SB, 4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets, Button folds, SB calls, BB folds.
Turn: 7♦ (5BB, 2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, SB calls.
River: 6♦ (7BB, 2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, SB calls.
Results:
Final pot: 9BB
SB lost Jc 6c (pair of 6's)
Hero won (three Queens) | | |
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