Hey, uhh.....

I'm not all that much of an e-guy,.....I'll be up in my tree all day, protesting the bulldozers and saving the universe, one styrofoam cup at a time........

Well, WHAT am I doing here again you ask?!?!?!

That's a pretty good question, for I am scratching my head/butt for the answers, but can't expect life's questions to come out of rubbing body parts a bit..........

The only way I can put the European experience into words is with a word. That word would be "ridiculous" (for those of you that AREN'T obsessed with my life, I'll fill you in on what went on. I left for Europe June 7, and came back June 28th.....and am still wondering why the hell I'm in Winterset......). It was ridiculously awesome, it was ridiculously fun, and it was ridiculously crazy (not to mention that I got a ridiculously sexy tan by means of a chill beach in Sitges, a freakin' beautiful city, and probably the prettiest beach all around.....WHITE SAND!!!!!! Thank you Mediterranean Sea! My skin pigment will be forever tainted with your gamma rays, and damn you thirty years later when I get melanoma.........). So now that you're all psyched, and super pumped about the telling of "SEXUAL SPAIN", "FRENCH FRANCE", "INEBRIATED ITALY", or "uhhhhh.....BELGIUM", I'm going to stop typing and tell it another day (I spent three frigging weeks there, you think I could sum it up in one weblog?!?! Huh? Did you? Because if you did, you would be dumb to the max......times your mom........plus your ass). The sweet smells of the banana bread that I so desire are starting to whisper sweet nothings in my ear.......or maybe it's just smelling delicious. Whatever it is......one thing is for sure, I'M GONNA ROCK THIS BANANA BREAD.

Hey hey hey, It's Sammy today. Baby,...............I'm back.

Cheers (and if you don't respond I'll tell your parents about that one time that you were totally at Sea World and told Shamu that he was fat. (You thought I forgot about that? Bitch, I got Ele...phant.....titus......brains!) and such,

'Shazam Sam'

Here's your joyous entry for the YEAR. Now I'm going to go floss a clock.

Hello everyone,.....I'm hoping that you all are well, for I am not. I don't usually have enough time to post on here, but my sick day is helping that.

There was play practice from 4:00-10:00, and people not getting along kinda made things more difficult, but I guess bitchiness comes and goes....

Editing that video that Tyler, Joey, Luke and I made, It's going to be so ice, it will rock your face off. That is a promise. I made the intro a buildup of Monty-Python-like dialog, and the fight scenes (this is a video about 'our band', by the way) are fantasmic. Who knew that a few heart screen-transitions could kick so much ass? Well, this will be my second movie project, and I just hope the next one will be as organized, or possibly as awesome.

Well, the phone's ringing, and these political assholes won't stop calling! (I'm usually nice to the Democratic people, and I tell the Republican people that I have two gay mothers (I'm pro-gays and gay marriage, so this is not a bash), and they disincline to talk to me anymore.

Happy election day, and I hope you all feel well, and good. Cheers.

Alright. I'm offically a terrible person. Ok, just kidding.....wait, no, I really am.

So, well.....what to update? Halloween is coming up, so I guess that's the most prevalent thing in people's minds. There was the haunted house, everybody said I was the freakiest Samara ('Sam' is totally in 'Samara'!); there was a Nigerian Halloween party that Kenyon, Thomas, and I went as well; an AFS Halloween party that I saw the tail end of.....; I got Muse's new cd "Absolution", and it is Absolutely amazing!......; I also got Enigma's "Love-Sensuality-Devotion" cd, that is freaking awesome; I have two halloween costumes to choose from, Donnie Darko (One-piece pajamas skeleton with gray Rocky hoodie) or Scream guy with afro and fairy wand. I was thinking of number two, but I don't think that'll work out seeing as though I got the Donnie Darko stuff, and I'm so freaking pumped for that..............; and lastly, but hella not least, I have gotten new shoes!!! They are 70's style track Aasics, and the scientific name for them would be 'Onitsuka Tigers', or 'Studlious En fuegoness hot Jamaican'. They're hunter green with yellow Aasic streaks. You don't know how proud of them I am, other than I'll probably shoot you if you come to near them, or be bitten if provoked by me. That wouldn't be cool now would it children?

That about wraps things up, and you all need to get out and uh....enjoy yourself!