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Name: Bridget
Country: United States
State: Minnesota
Metro: Minneapolis
Birthday: 3/4/1986
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| I'm a ridiculously huge fan of ill-conceived notions and adventures. BBC's headlines today (August 1st) make me believe that the pieces are ready to fall into place for my most ill-conceived idea to date.
4 months, 19 days | | |
| R.I.P. Kirby
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| Don't know why I've been feeling like posting so many news snippets,
but I nearly cried again after reading this one. Thank you
google.
Baptist Boys Seduced by Lewd Attire
and Shocking Behavior of Local Catholic Girls
Freehold,
Iowa - "One of those Catholic girls bit my son in the ear!" shouted
David Wright, during a meeting of Landover Deacons earlier this month. His son
had a close encounter with one of Freehold, Iowa's notorious Catholic girls.
Sassy young Mary worshipping ladies have been a longstanding problem in the
Freehold community. Their vices, and their complete disregard for authority of
any kind, has reached an almost intolerable level. They cut class so they can
walk the streets during the day, and they fill up on liquor so they can
"get loose" and lure Baptist boys into the alleys at night. Their
intent is alarming to those of us who are not familair with their flippancy
toward anything Godly. Clearly they serve their own sinful nature, and parade
about in scantliy clad attire, with only the Devil's purpose in mind. That
purpose is to lure the naturally attracive Baptist young person, into a world
of reckless abandon. To draw the Godly towards the Satanic fire that burns in
the furnace of every Catholic Church in the world. Underneath their burdensome
skirts lies a lustful wound that is trained to ensnare within it's drenched
cavity the very soul of our innocent youth.
The Church of Mary, Queen of Heaven - unfortunately located in
downtown Freehold Iowa, houses a corn-a-copia of seductive young nun. These
contemptible daughters of Satan make it their life's work to train innocent
young women in the ways of Babylonian erotica. They turn chaste lasses
into saucy vixens faster than it takes a Mexican to down 10 shots of tequila.
When the hounds of Hell are finally let loose on the street, they sweat
misbehaivor at every turn.
We believe that young Catholic girls are a spotted stain on
America. They are impolite, shameful, lewd, and exibit shocking behaivor
wherever they roam. These smart-aleck, snippy, irreverent teens need a good
hard spanking. We don't intend to lose any more of our young boys to these
sirens of Rome. Landover Baptist Church is proud to be first in putting forth
an edict by which any discourteous conduct observed at the expense of our
innocent young people, will be returned in a like manner subject to our
Pastor's enterpretation of Mosaic Law.
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0599/gals.html
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