| Thank goodness for Chef Boyardee. Angel Soft is soft and strong. Doesn't it feel good to Payless? Stop the pain with Sensodyne.
You suck and you know who you are. Your words are wasted here. You aren't the uber cool witty person you think you are. You spend your life sending instant messages to bimbos. You think you're living because you have this stupid online life. You're probably pasty as hell with zits all over your face and a shitty diaper that needs to be changed because you never leave your computer.
Think about it really hard. You so obviously SUCK. |
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| Hey, xanga? Eat my strawberry jelly. |
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| I'm on the rag. Blood is pouring from my uterus like strawberry jelly. I miss my Johnny. I miss my Branden. I miss my Alex. I hate being alone. There's no one to call. I'm going to soak in a cherry scented bubblebath now and think about Ben Affleck. I know he'll dump J. Lo soon. She's an idiot. |
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| Last night I masturbated with a carrot while thinking of Jimmy Carter. After my second orgasm the phone rang. It was Chad. He is so loony. He said,"A bad vision just popped into my head. Did you just cheat on me? Are you with someone right now?" I told him what happened. He laughed. Then he got worried. Now he's jealous of produce. |
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| Mike called from the UK last night. I wish he would just leave me alone. I'm tired of being his fuck buddy. He fucks with my mind long-distance. I'm thinking John is my best prospect at this point. The sex is groovy like gravy and he has a triple digit IQ. |
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