| FIRST AND FOREMOST thanks esther for getting me here and making me waste my valuable time not doing what i desperately should do but instead make a gigantic post about, what else, how much quizzes are a waste of time. congratulations self, you suck.
time for me to be critical of something. this quiz might work for some people, but for me it was a big fat conglomeration of SUCKS ASS. let's forget the results for a second, and look at the questions.
1. The end of the world is near, and you have the power to save only one kind of animal. What do you save?
uhm, it's the end of the world, so i would save....NONE. why would i want to save it just to have it die because THE WORLD HAS ENDED. there's no world to live in, so i cannot possibly answer this question. sucks.
4. If you have the power to make one species disappear forever, which one will that be?
i can't answer this either! i mean i did, but i just picked one that i thought wouldn't hurt the environment too harshly. geeze, didn't these people watch the lion king? it's called the circle of life kids, and every link matters. but i'm sure you already knew that since you're not a four year old with no concept of consequence past time-out.
6. On an isolated island, you can only have an animal as you companion. You choose:
so the options here are human, cow, bird, pig. i can see how some might choose cow or pig according to their carniverous preference, and maybe a bird can fly off to get help (and maybe never come back), but seriously, i choose human. another human means two more hands, two more feet, one more head, and possibly someone to bang when the going gets tough. i'm on an isolated island here, you can't blame me for thinking rationally.
The Keys to Your Heart |
| You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free. |
| In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved. |
| You'd like to your lover to think you are flexible and ready for anything! |
| You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic. |
| Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with. |
| Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment. |
| You think of marriage pessimistically. You don't think happy marriages exist anymore. |
| In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted. |
i'm too tired to say how kind of ridiculous these are, but even though some are true and some are false, i'll be my true cynical self and say that quizzes are crap. fun! but crap. horiscopes too. i like getting them because i'm good at psyching myself out for things, but if it's something i don't want to hear i don't listen to it, and i don't think many others do either, which really says hey, leandra's right. it's crap. have a nice life |
