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Wednesday, April 26, 2006

  • saw this on a myspace entry thought it was funny

    From a guys point of view......

    I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

    FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

    Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

    I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

    So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

    Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

    The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
    dear, let's go to the cashier."

    I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

    Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled "WHAT?"

    I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

    Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.

Saturday, January 07, 2006

  • holy crap so many people at the house last night..and derek puked on my freakin bed and on Mike! OMG lol..thank you D, Rico, Mike, G, and Dru for keepin an eye out with me and stuff..how long has it been that you've been in a party and almost EVERYONE who drank puked...welll its a story right?  well after the puke fest it turned into a dance party. rgr that i'm out and tired

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

  • happy new year >.< chilled in yonkers the eve..after a freakin long drive from florida and my plan to scrub and sleep was interrupted as rico ims me and says "wanna drive some more?" lol well besides being tired..it was good that i decided to go 'cause i haven't seen some of you peeps in a while! d,g,matt,sam,rico..good to see you guys! its good to know like even though i haven't seen them peeps in like ages,  we still talk like we chill everyday.

    steve i know you have high spirit and stuff but don't just sit there and regen..eat something damnit!

Friday, December 23, 2005

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