I TOUCHED CHRIS BROWN. ON THE SHOULDER. This is going to be a good year =D

It is THAT time of the year again....more aching body parts and exponentially increasing cynical views on life.

...but I guess 22 wasn't that bad of a year.  Things that happened...let's reflect:

*last weekend: puked for the first time EVER-->I am officially afraid of alcohol

...woke up in Long Beach in boy's clothes next to a snoring big sis

*said goodbye to Jeff T_T

*wore shorts to a club

*wore HEELS to a club

*went on a date (didn't know I was on one)

*snowboarding

*car broke down on the side of the freeway-->had to get a new engine >=/

*my first strip club

*my first spa

*lost a friend =(

*got kissed by a bunny

*Texas

*came home from work and found a hamster on the living room floor--> i have a hamster now

*was a naughty pharmacist for Halloween (yes lingerie was involved...as well as viagra )

*frolicked on the beaches of SD

and finally...will go to Vegas for to first time to celebrate this time of year...but first I will leave you with this:

i killed a spider............I'M SOOO FULL

so it's NOT a good idea to drunkenly im someone i'm not supposed to im

bec i end up saying things like:

177: i don't know hwy i'm iming yuou
21: why not?
177: bec youre an asshole

tacos were yummy! stupid boys that fell asleep hah! more tacos for meeeee =D

selena says: my tummy hurts from too many tafos

alcohol + tacos = like this "selena pose"

i like tacos....bruce likes tacos too!

I want sooooupy noodlesss!! Jenn says I cant have any bec i'm drunk and soupy noodles are slower than spagetti in a 60 dram vial i don't know why

i saw scott at clubbing too ...and he made me get a bacon hot dog

ok i make soupy noodles now hah!

why am i still drunk????? yay vegas!!