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I'm Nate enns. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call "mentally retarded. Well what can I say, besides the fact that I'm really, really, ridiculously good-looking...It's something I work on every day, in between orgies, and Evian baths, you know. I guess it comes naturally to me to be really ridiculously can't help that I was born with this perfect bone structure, or that my hair looks better done up with gel than hidden under a stupid hat with a light on it. I remember the first time I realized what I wanted to do when I was older...It was during my first time in the 2nd grade, I caught my reflection in a spoon while eating my cereal, and I remember thinking, 'Wow, you are ridiculously good-looking. Maybe you can do that for a career.' I spend most my days marauding through the hills of my posh neighborhood in search of empty pools to vert bmx in, and high roofs to bungee jump from. These thrills became my drug. Then later, drugs became my drug, and my Highs were Heightened by Thrills on top of Drugs!Doing beer bongs, streaking, working on my Hot Rod, shopping at Home Depot and sometimes Bed Bath and Beyond, singing - especially Dust in the Wind, Just staying busy - I recently tried joining a gym I love just about anything that has a Jazz flute...I love playing the jazz flute as I frolic around
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