﻿<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>i_cant_read0's Xanga</title><link>http://www.xanga.com/i_cant_read0</link><description>Latest Xanga weblog from i_cant_read0</description><language>en-us</language><ttl>60</ttl><image><title>The Weblog Community</title><url>http://s.xanga.com/images/xangalogobutton.gif</url><link>http://www.xanga.com/i_cant_read0</link></image><item><title>Wednesday, September 15, 2004</title><link>http://www.xanga.com/i_cant_read0/133505405/item.html</link><guid>http://www.xanga.com/i_cant_read0/133505405/item.html</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 Sep 2004 17:11:40 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;A href="http://www.xanga.com" target="_new"&gt;Xanga&lt;/A&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;Today at 3:30 p.m. (central standard time) operation blue cherry was underway.&amp;nbsp; My operatives were stationed at positions around the warehouse ready to strike given my command.&amp;nbsp; I sat and watched the warehouse from a top the hill north of the warehouse and as soon as the last van left we made our strike.&amp;nbsp; Entering the warehouse without any alarms sounding, we began to load the spam into our truck.&amp;nbsp; Operative number "8" pulled the wrong can from the pile of spam and a huge avalanche of spam consumed number 8.&amp;nbsp; Hearing his blood curling screams we all watched in fear as he died, sure one of us couldve have helped him, but could we?&amp;nbsp; With the truck of spam full we left the ware house but as soon as we pulled up the vans returned.&amp;nbsp; Out of each van piled 20 ninjas, trained in japan.&amp;nbsp; Me and my 5 remaings operatives began to kung fu fight the ninjas.&amp;nbsp; Taking them out one by one began to make us tired, so we popped a cap in them.&amp;nbsp; With caps popped, we jumped into our trucks and drove towards home base as we drove a giant banana appeared in the sky shooting banana peels into the road.&amp;nbsp; Slipping on the banana peels our trucks skidded into the nearby twinkie factory.&amp;nbsp; Covered in twinkies we sat terrorfied by our sight, 11 giant purple people eating octupuses.&amp;nbsp; TO BE CONTINUED</description><comments>http://www.xanga.com/i_cant_read0/133505405/item.html#firstcomment</comments></item></channel></rss>