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Name: TRANG
Country: United States
State: California
Metro: San Diego
Gender: Female
Interests: art, dancing, food, music, reading poetry, movies, humour, genius, and running babies over with my hotwheels...
General: Give me a chance to shine and I'll blind the sun.
Expertise: Eating and being sarcastic.
Email: trangsta@gmail.com
Links: Rice Bowl Journals
Message: message me
AIM:  phomxphat
Member Since:
2/20/2004
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| CHUCK NORRIS!!
My family and I visited the doctor's office yesterday where we found out we're all overweight. No wonder we haven't been to the place in over 3 years. The doctor has forbid half of my family from eating bread, the other half from eating delicious bacon fat, and me from both... AND anything with sugar in it. It is a cruel, cruel world.
Well, I'll be headed off to UC Berkeley in a month. It's buffet-style dining at Cal, and no one, not even Chuck Norris and his Total Gym, can stop me from eating my tuition worth in food. Mwuahaha...hahahah!
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| M O S T I M P O R T A N T T H I N G
It's two months before I graduate high school, and the most pressing, most important, most stressing thing on my mind right now is not what witty quotes I'll write in yearbooks (that's the 2nd most important thing), but it's... finding a suitable prom date.
I know what you're all thinking...with my vast knowledge of Star Wars and (dare I say) nice minty-fresh breath, I should have plenty of candidates vying for this position. But that (mysteriously) isn't the case. My solution: open up this position for my online xanga friends (hey you two).
Fill out this application now before the competition gets hot!!
Online Application for Trang's Prom Date:
1. Are you in the San Diego, CA region?
2. Do you have all your teeth?
3. Do you shower everyday?
I know these are hard criterias to meet...but I'm worth the trouble.
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| APRIL 7th, 1989
Happy birthday to me. So it's been 10 minutes since I've turned legal...but all of a sudden I have this craving to go buy a smoke and some porno. Is this normal?
You all must be wondering how I look now...it's been a whole year since I've posted a picture of myself on Xanga.
Well...I'm sorry I let myself go.
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| L E A R N I N G T O D R I V E
Last year around the holidays, I was learning how to drive from my father...
Trang: [Driving] Wow, I'm pretty good.
Father: You tricking me? Good? Slap you silly...cocky sonofa....
Trang: [Sniff] Damnnit Dad, did you just fart?!
Father: It smellah dat good, huh?
[ 1 hour later]
Father: Oh may Got! Look at your feet! No break peddle? No gas peddle?
Trang: I was turning and--
Father: If this was real, we dead right now!
Trang: But!
Trang: But I--
Father: Don't talk! Just drive...you're dead to me.
He is so melodramatic. Gotta love the man.
My father and me back from our trip from Disneyland China.
Haha just pulling your buttons, this is back in 1996:
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| JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME
When I was young, I believed in all sorts of crazy things. For example, in fourth
grade I thought I was pregnant because some guy coughed in my general
direction and my mouth was open. I also used to think this guy was the ultimate fighting machine:
THIS is the star of Bloodsport, Streetfighter, Sudden Death, and Universal Soldier?? GET OUTTA TOWN. | | |
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