"HOW TO TREAT A LADY" (I didn't write this, it's from entensity)
1. When she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes  and girls love that.
2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness.(Or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)
3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.
4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is, say you better be. Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.
5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement and every girl needs some improvement.
6. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them, because jewelry is for pussies and Asian ladies.
7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words "fuck you" and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition.
8. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames.
9. Warm her up when shes cold...and not by giving her your jacket...Then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.
10. Take her to a party. When you get there shell have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.
11. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet.Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?
12. If you care about her never ever tell her. This will only give herself confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.
13. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes,earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way shell go crazy.
14. Give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. but not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I'm talking about.
15. Titty twisters and plenty of them.
16. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.
17. Remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.
18. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just when ever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much but I think it's funny.
19. If shes mad at you for not calling her when you say you will promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now shell be really excited. Now don't call.
20. Next time you are having sex, make sure you get off before she does, then get off her and leave. Girls love that.

props to fabian for that ^ lol

so i was thinkin a lot yesterday..and after tams i had decided that i was gonna drink for sure..drink and get drunk..cuz it didnt really matter..it wud be tite to see myself inhibitionless and i just really dont care bout it "being bad" or w/e. as long as i didnt drive thats all that really mattered...

but then this weekend..i saw how stupid drunk ppl were...like goddamn theyre fckin stupid. and they were in no way in control of themselves...and then i was thinkin..and u know the reason i dont believe in god or fate or desitny is because i believe i am in complete control of myself and my life, thats what i want. and if i drank...i wudnt be. so that and the fact that i hate stupid ppl and so i'd be hating myself..that made the decision. im not drinkin for sure. im happy

Its decided:

MIT 2010

aite so update on how rice was...

RICE IS EXACTLY LIKE TAMSSSSSS...except less brown and asian ppl and more white ppl :(  but seriously..down to smat and paranoia and cookie cones and nutz-os and having nothing to do and be bored and roam around randomly. they have alot of weird traditions here...gives it...culture?...perhaps.. but its really enclosed..like its rice and then nothing else..i doubt i'd off campus for anything. plus the research here is good...but not really what i am looking for..what i want is across the street at baylor..which I can't have cuz the stupid Century scholarship only allows you to work in Rice labs. ehhhhhh

the culture and social scene here is so blahhh...i think its like how jai said it for AC...theres nothing to do so ppl just get drunk. and i think most of the ppl i met here who i think are cool arent gonna be coming to rice anyways so that sucks

the travel abroad is friggin amazingggg though...seems really cool..and inexpensive too..and then yeah my credits transfer and TMC is right across the street..and the campus is beautiful and all..and rice is pretty much free...and its easier to get into med school here..and there are some pretty neat classes here too

my parent are telling me to go to MIT but I still dont think its worth the money for undergrad..then entire collegeconfidential board is telling me to go to Rice lol...i'm thinking get through rice and travel abroad for a couple semesters..i thought tams was bad too..and its not so bad now rite?...

wtf man i am so confused ahhhhhhhhhhhh