Dell sucks. I hate Dell. They will all take a mysterious journey out a third story window..... Anyway, enough threatening underpaid tech support. I have music camp for a week, bedtime at 10:30   So in honour of going back to a school-like environment, I will provide you with a brief summary of the strange and exotic students you will encounter in the hallways of education...

Freshmen hos-Usually characterized by flawlessly straightened hair and a deep, Mediterranean tan. Easily identified by skirts 6 inches of length or less and tops a minimum of two sized too small. Do not use long words or attempt intelligent conversation around this species, will cause short circuiting of the brain and possible seizure or in rare cases complete mental paralysis.

Emo kids-We all know what emo kids are. Usually black hair covering one eye and heavy makeup around the other eye. Usually caught writing disturbing poetry or sitting in a corner. Often have cut marks on or around the wrists. Not to be confused with fake emos, who often have extensive amounts of band-aids covering the wrists and are transported to school in mini-vans.

Jocks-Usually muscular; wear outfits consisting of only school colours. Almost always have extremely short hair. Speak sports as a native language. Exercise caution when discussing subjects other than sports. The majority of this species have an abnormally low IQ; however, in exacly one out of ten cases, one may display normal to advanced intelligence.

Wannabe jocks-Usually chubby; wear school themed attire, however, it rarely comes from actually participating in a sports team. They talk about sports alot , but can only run distances of roughly 10 to 20 yards. 99% dislay low brain activity.

Theater kids-Loud, boistrous. Can often be seen belting songs from Rent or Wicked, usually off key. Alway talk with excessive diction. Characterized by uncanny abillity to annoy people from any other species. Can be found late at night in cheap, local restourants after a performance.

Supernerds-Usually have bushy eyebrows, severe acne, braces, and sinus problems. Hair is slicked flat to the side on males, and is tightly curled and worn in braids in females. Can be identified by hand perpetually raised in class.

Will continue later, have to go pack.

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