Hey, what you doin? I am at Nate's house right now, but I felt like doin my thang on the thang, or whatever. I went this easter play with Brinkley today called the majesty. I think I saw it before when I was little. I was like a musical. The actors were not that good, except when Jesus was getting whipped. That deserves a 10 on my scale. Man I can't wait till Brinkley gets ungrounded. Then we can hang out all we want. But anywho, I like brown...

That is why I named this xanga ilikebrown2 ...........................................................................................So I was telling this guy, just go if yo9u need to go, but he said that the truck stop was too dirty. I went in there and there was like a million different kinds of fungus growing on the seat of the toilet alone. I found a solution for all mankind, just in case you want to use a dirty truck stop "rest stop"... go in blind folded and that should take care of it.

Hey what you doin'. I am just at home doin homework at my home with my computer in my house in my neighborhood, well, you got the picture, right. Really though I am just really bored of doing all my homework all the time. But I guess that is what I get for all my shitty grades. I just don't want to do anything. I just want to do nothing, nothing at all. Just like the lazy Mexican I am. One sixteenth to be exact. Hey, when I move out, I am gonna take my dog, Max, with me. He is just so cool, it's like he's a miniture doberman pincher, I think I am gonna learn how to use my webcam. But not today, OK? Just don't forget about me. I get scared when there is no sound, like a deathly silent killer, waiting to strike you in the back of the head with a baseball bat. Or maybe just a little stick, but that will still hurt. Well, I'm blowin this popjoint. Catch you cats latta...

Hey characters, I hate to say it but I am totally messed right now. On what? I don't know. But most of my friends that I do this with are here. I am typing so fucking slow. But don't bother trying to know all the ladies. The only babe I love to be with is my only professional stalker. I am gonna go to somewhere. I just don't know what the fuck I am doin. Do it. Do it. Yeah, I am fucked up on something. I do not want to disclose the information needed to turn me in. HA HA . I will give you a clue as to what I am doin' by telling you who I am with. Brian Rau, Kirby B. (I can't spell her last name), Heather W. (same with hers), and brian little niece that he is supposed to babysit. Do you get it yet. Man I don't know what the fuck is happening. I am too lazy to tell the public and whatnot .

This is an urgent message from your favorite Newscaster :  Kr-B Bjostad

It looks bad on the homefront on Saturday with oldasaur storms for the get-together. As for right now its not too bad, with low laying clouds and a drunken storm. Now back to Mark's Daily Spot.

Yo hows it goin' ......I had a stalker, but now I have a girl I can hold at any time. I think that is better than anyone elses life. But anyway, I am gonna have to catch yo

Another urgent message from Kr-B

Mark just passed out. Hehas been relocated to the couch until he wakes up.We'll have him back to you as soon as we can. Over and out.

why wont this music play damnit