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Name: Jessica
Birthday: 4/18/1985
Interests: obsessing over male teachers, mastering the telescope, playing doctor, eye fucking, organizing my entire future on a piece of paper.
Expertise: mistress of scandal, flippy cup champion of '05, and erasing ppl i don't want in my life from my memory.
Occupation: Artist
Industry: Entertainment
Message: message meEmail: email me
Website: visit my website
Member Since:
6/22/2003
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| me: eric! did i show you what joel got me for valentine's day? eric: no! me: look at my necklace, isn't it pretty? it has diamonds and rubies in it. eric: wow, that must have cost a lot of money. chris: for valentine's day, my ate rachel got me a box of candy hearts. me: for valentine's day, i got joel a really nice expensive electric razor, nose hair trimmers with a LIGHT.. bc he wanted it.. and a cute framed picture of us. =) eric: for valentine's day, i got SUICIDAL. | | |
| i love my best friend sometimes. "Eric Tran" (12:36:19 PM): are you just going to target starring jlu (12:37:50 PM): i don't have the answers to everything "Eric Tran" (12:38:15 PM): lol "Eric Tran" (12:38:26 PM): if we were married i would hit you for answers like that starring jlu (12:38:40 PM): let's get married. i love getting hit. "Eric Tran" (12:39:08 PM): okay "Eric Tran" (12:39:12 PM): will joel be okay with this starring jlu (12:39:22 PM): i can have two hubbies "Eric Tran" (12:40:34 PM): ill get to do all the fun stuff with you like sex and hitting you...joel can do all the gay stuff like parent-teacher conferences and going to your friends' gay weddings "Eric Tran" (12:41:02 PM): well it depends....i might want to go to a gay wedding every now and then too "Eric Tran" (12:41:08 PM): so lets not rule that out starring jlu (12:41:19 PM): hmmm starring jlu (12:41:28 PM): so who will have sex with joel? starring jlu (12:41:29 PM): you? "Eric Tran" (12:42:27 PM): i cant answer this question just yet "Eric Tran" (12:42:40 PM): ill have to meet him first and see if theres any chemistry | | |
| ridebuickpride (10:35:45 PM): dear jessica lu, i am a lilllll drunk. but thats not the point, the point is i am alone. therefire i have been drinking alone and that is tjust plan old terrible. now the only way for ,e to be sucred of this terrible disease is for some action.. weteher it be cuddling or kissing or sweeeeet love making, it has to be done. godnight, and rememeber. sex can wait, masturbate,. ... lol. KISSES! 
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| my little brother's no good, very bad dayWARNING: adult material & language. i think...
my brother just distracted me for an hour when i could have been productive with my test. o well, it was too funny. (maybe just to me.) the Lu household is full of drama queens. =)
IamAndyLu (11:06:25 AM): im having such a shitty day
amour juste (11:06:30 AM): why?
amour juste (11:06:33 AM): are you at school?
IamAndyLu (11:06:43 AM): yeah
amour juste (11:06:55 AM): what happened?
IamAndyLu (11:07:00 AM): i woke up this morning to find that a bug bit me on the inner thigh
IamAndyLu (11:07:06 AM): and i got sick from it
IamAndyLu (11:07:13 AM): whatever the fuck it was
amour juste (11:07:15 AM): . . .
amour juste (11:07:18 AM): what?!
IamAndyLu (11:07:29 AM): yeah idk
IamAndyLu (11:07:50 AM): i found that my gay friends put garbage all over my car when they were in there
IamAndyLu (11:08:01 AM): and they spilled coffee all over jakub's x ray
amour juste (11:08:05 AM): i hate that, make the fuckers clean it out
IamAndyLu (11:08:07 AM): i hardly got any gas
IamAndyLu (11:08:20 AM): the hindu at the gas station was a bitch
IamAndyLu (11:08:28 AM): people drive like shit o the way here
amour juste (11:09:27 AM): =( and it's not even noon yet
IamAndyLu (11:09:28 AM): im AN HOUR EARLY
IamAndyLu (11:09:39 AM): i fucking forgot it started late
IamAndyLu (11:09:41 AM): FUCK
IamAndyLu (11:09:49 AM): and i STILL feel like complete shit
IamAndyLu (11:09:53 AM): i want to fucking die
amour juste (11:10:10 AM): dude
amour juste (11:10:16 AM): maybe you were sick before
IamAndyLu (11:10:21 AM): no i wasn't
IamAndyLu (11:10:26 AM): i was completely fine
IamAndyLu (11:10:41 AM): until i started waking up in the middle of the night over and over throwing up
amour juste (11:11:06 AM): oh gosh
amour juste (11:11:08 AM): that's gross
IamAndyLu (11:11:31 AM): yeah no shit
IamAndyLu (11:11:41 AM): so i finally fell asleep at like 8am
IamAndyLu (11:11:54 AM): and woke up at 9or something
amour juste (11:12:49 AM): when is your class over
IamAndyLu (11:12:55 AM): idk
IamAndyLu (11:13:00 AM): it starts in 40 mins
IamAndyLu (11:13:01 AM): OH YEAH
IamAndyLu (11:13:13 AM): AND that fucking coffee is ALL OVER MY FUCKING NOTEBOOK AND SCHOOL SHIT
amour juste (11:13:25 AM): lord, it's really a bad day for you!
IamAndyLu (11:13:31 AM): so i didn't even bother bringing shit
IamAndyLu (11:13:39 AM): im gona fucking kill somebody
IamAndyLu (11:13:41 AM): just wait
amour juste (11:14:14 AM): dude, i think that'll make things worse
IamAndyLu (11:14:27 AM): no it wont
IamAndyLu (11:14:36 AM): running out of cigarettes will
amour juste (11:15:07 AM): oy
IamAndyLu (11:15:36 AM): if anyone starts shit with me i will seriously rip their faces off and wear it for the day
amour juste (11:15:51 AM): wow, that's anger for ya
IamAndyLu (11:16:03 AM): why aren't you at school
amour juste (11:16:14 AM): i don't have classes this week
amour juste (11:16:19 AM): my teacher just gave me a take home final
amour juste (11:16:24 AM): and we turn it in on monday
IamAndyLu (11:16:24 AM): oh..
amour juste (11:16:31 AM): it's so fucking hard
IamAndyLu (11:17:02 AM): well at least its a take home
amour juste (11:17:25 AM): yeah but i've been working on it all day for 2 days and i'm not even halfway done
amour juste (11:17:28 AM): it's 200 questions
IamAndyLu (11:18:04 AM): ok
IamAndyLu (11:18:07 AM): its like a myspace survey
amour juste (11:20:52 AM): yeah
amour juste (11:20:54 AM): but harder
IamAndyLu (11:20:58 AM): so
amour juste (11:21:51 AM): i can't believe you just compared my bio final to a myspace susrvey, lol
IamAndyLu (11:22:19 AM): yeah
i have a feeling it's eric's face that he'll be wearing. HAHAHA! =)
rhymeswithERIC (11:05:54 AM): hi andy
rhymeswithERIC (11:06:34 AM): this is eric. im jessica's friend. she told me about the bug that bit you. are you okay? she made it seem really awful and i just wanted to make sure youre okay
IamAndyLu is away at 11:20:09 AM.
AHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHA! ok i have to get cracking on my bio final and emailing my CCC advisor. toodles!
awwww!!! this represents me helping my brother up in his time of need.
this is me and my brother. or justin and tim at their apartment on those cold lonely nights, HIO!
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| ten reasons why eric tran is the man1. he hangs out with me all the time, even when i smell, make obscene/racial comments (haha), embarrass him at the library, or laugh at strangers.
2. he laughs at all my jokes. (i am pretty hilarious.)
3. he always drives. SCORE for me bc i HATE driving.
4. he cracks me up. even if it's something not funny, i'll die from it.
5. he understands my weirdness. whether it's in the movie theatres, or panera, or the car.. he GETS me.
6. he doesn't get mad when i pounce on him with my warrior yell without warning (ie, in parking garage after watching RENT).
7. he sends me obscene text messages and myspace comments. I LOVE OBSCENE.
8. he and i think alike. (ie quoting the usher movie OR our routine of "you filthy dirty little :::mutter mutter mutter:::")
9. he sings ridiculous songs and dances crazily along with me in the car so that other cars next to us think we're mentally ill and clearly unstable.
10. and last but not least, today he surprised me with F.R.I.E.N.D.S. SEASON 10!! he completed my decade-long DVD collection. i will always remember this.
eric tran, you are the man. here's to our friendship. which started the day you came up to me in junior high and said, "hey listen, i've got this picture of you in my wallet.." LMFAO!!!!!! ahhhh hahahah i love you!!!
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