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| Another post, another forthcoming change in my life.
H1's are running out soon. Looks more and more likely that it's back to skool for me.
Sunnyvale's a nice, quiet, peaceful town next to San Jose where the
average age is 50. Fking retirement town. Ask me, I know how old people
feel being stuck at home all day.
Something along the lines of...
"KILL ME..... KILL MEEE".
Yup.
That's what they'll say. Pretty much spend Mondays to Thursdays at
home. If I didnt choose to live like this, I'll wanna end my misery too.
Locking myself at home during the weekdays was a foolproof plan!
Booyah.. I'd be so bored, I'd have nothing better to do than to apply
for great jobs everyday. And so I did! So I did...
Day after day after day the same boring shiet...then weekends come..woooohoooo.... then back to weekdays...dum dum dum...
Barely any replies, the jobs that I want, dont want me. And the jobs that I dont want..well who gives a feck bout those then?
Now that H1's are a'runnin out... I seem to realize that...gee... when
did H1 become my priority?? If it was a sweet job then hell yea, I
would go thru hell for it but if was just BS, I actually do have better
alternatives lined up.
So change of plan. New priorities.
I've got till Feb. School starts way after that. Gotta make some money
cuz it's running out fast. Gotta move outta here. Too fking
expensive... this place is ripping off google fatcats and old er...
fatcats. And I'm neither of the above.
So in this transition period, I'll work what I wanna work. I'll work where I wanna work.
BEcause I can.
PS: Oh btw, to that person, you know who you are...
HELLO
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| Summer is finally here.
Time for me to stop this horrible slump and step up a notch for a change. I just need a boost, a shock to motivate me back into my usual self. I think I know what I have to do but I've been putting it off for long enough.
I had plenty of time to reflect on stuff today. Just thought penang, singapore and korea. It made my day. | | |
| COLUMBUS OHIO
Honestly, I think wisconsin is better. It's just as cold but madison feels more like home to me. That's why I chose to stay in madison. It's a little bigger here. More shops, more people, but generally it's really comparable to madison. Anyways the place wasnt the reason why I decided to come to ohio, the main reason was to chill out with close friends. And that's why it feels great to be here.
Im the only one awake right now. Everyone's sleeping... have skool or work commitments.
Been here for 2 days already. Had an awesome time here with my old crew so far and meeting new folks everyday. I have a feeling these 3 weeks will fly by so fast. Always happens to good times.
Talking to louis today made it kinda clear to me that I have been taking too many things for granted. Life has always been relatively easy for me, so much so that I never had to try. All this of course is relative in context. I'm not spoilt by most standards but I'm not trying hard either.
I used to be proud that I can do better than other ppl without trying hard. And when I fail, I just blame procrastination, assured that I'm not stupid, I just never tried hard enough.
I used to be cool with procrastination, it's like my best friend.
I never try to get interviews or look for jobs because the ones that I can get, I think is too trivial and the ones that I want, I cant get. And even then it's not for sure since I tell myself I wont get it before I even try.
Got dis from daf :
"Procrastination is like masturbation, either way you're fucking yourself."
Thought it was just tacky at first, but hell does it make sense when I look back at what coulda or shoulda or woulda been if i HADNT procrastinated.
I wont hold back in enjoying my ass off here but as soon as I get back to madison, it's time to kick it up a notch.
So part of my new resolution,
fuck you procrastination
fuck you self-defeatism
and also,
fuck you Blizzard Inc.
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| I found a new place to call home.
Moved downtown near the Bschool. Moved in with some buddies of mine. Definitely a fun place to be at. Another good thing? WE COOK A LOT. HAH! I can cook. Nobody died so far.
I wanna thank my guinea.. I mean friends for eating my delicious food. I'm sure they all like it very much. That's why we order delivery all the time now....
Nah, just kidding, it's good. Really.
They cook better though. Been eating awesome homecooked food so much we dont even go to HK WOK anymore. During the last couple of semesters I ate so much HK wok that i prolly put his goddamn children through college. | | |
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