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Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Tue, 09 May 2006 12:36:09 GMT

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Thursday, August 11, 2005

Thu, 11 Aug 2005 07:08:50 GMT

Another post, another forthcoming change in my life.

H1's are running out soon. Looks more and more likely that it's back to skool for me.

Sunnyvale's a nice, quiet, peaceful town next to San Jose where the average age is 50. Fking retirement town. Ask me, I know how old people feel being stuck at home all day.

Something along the lines of...
"KILL ME..... KILL MEEE".
Yup.

That's what they'll say. Pretty much spend Mondays to Thursdays at home. If I didnt choose to live like this, I'll wanna end my misery too.

Locking myself at home during the weekdays was a foolproof plan! Booyah.. I'd be so bored, I'd have nothing better to do than to apply for great jobs everyday. And so I did! So I did...

Day after day after day the same boring shiet...then weekends come..woooohoooo.... then back to weekdays...dum dum dum...

Barely any replies, the jobs that I want, dont want me. And the jobs that I dont want..well who gives a feck bout those then?

Now that H1's are a'runnin out... I seem to realize that...gee... when did H1 become my priority?? If it was a sweet job then hell yea, I would go thru hell for it but if was just BS, I actually do have better alternatives lined up.

So change of plan. New priorities.

I've got till Feb. School starts way after that. Gotta make some money cuz it's running out fast. Gotta move outta here. Too fking expensive... this place is ripping off google fatcats and old er... fatcats. And I'm neither of the above.

So in this transition period, I'll work what I wanna work. I'll work where I wanna work.

BEcause I can.

PS: Oh btw, to that person, you know who you are...
HELLO
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Thursday, May 12, 2005

Thu, 12 May 2005 06:25:47 GMT

Summer is finally here.

Time for me to stop this horrible slump and step up a notch for a change. I just need a boost, a shock to motivate me back into my usual self. I think I know what I have to do but I've been putting it off for long enough.

I had plenty of time to reflect on stuff today. Just thought penang, singapore and korea. It made my day.

Thursday, January 20, 2005

Thu, 20 Jan 2005 03:32:49 GMT

COLUMBUS OHIO

Honestly, I think wisconsin is better. It's just as cold but madison feels more like home to me. That's why I chose to stay in madison. It's a little bigger here. More shops, more people, but generally it's really comparable to madison. Anyways the place wasnt the reason why I decided to come to ohio, the main reason was to chill out with close friends. And that's why it feels great to be here.

Im the only one awake right now. Everyone's sleeping... have skool or work commitments.

Been here for 2 days already. Had an awesome time here with my old crew so far and meeting new folks everyday. I have a feeling these 3 weeks will fly by so fast. Always happens to good times.

Talking to louis today made it kinda clear to me that I have been taking too many things for granted. Life has always been relatively easy for me, so much so that I never had to try. All this of course is relative in context. I'm not spoilt by most standards but I'm not trying hard either.

I used to be proud that I can do better than other ppl without trying hard. And when I fail, I just blame procrastination, assured that I'm not stupid, I just never tried hard enough.

I used to be cool with procrastination, it's like my best friend.

I never try to get interviews or look for jobs because the ones that I can get, I think is too trivial and the ones that I want, I cant get. And even then it's not for sure since I tell myself I wont get it before I even try.

Got dis from daf :

"Procrastination is like masturbation, either way you're fucking yourself."

Thought it was just tacky at first, but hell does it make sense when I look back at what coulda or shoulda or woulda been if i HADNT procrastinated.

I wont hold back in enjoying my ass off here but as soon as I get back to madison, it's time to kick it up a notch.

So part of my new resolution,

fuck you procrastination

fuck you self-defeatism

and also,

fuck you Blizzard Inc.

Sunday, January 16, 2005

Sun, 16 Jan 2005 06:34:03 GMT

I found a new place to call home.

Moved downtown near the Bschool. Moved in with some buddies of mine. Definitely a fun place to be at. Another good thing? WE COOK A LOT. HAH! I can cook. Nobody died so far.

I wanna thank my guinea.. I mean friends for eating my delicious food. I'm sure they all like it very much. That's why we order delivery all the time now....

Nah, just kidding, it's good. Really.

They cook better though. Been eating awesome homecooked food so much we dont even go to HK WOK anymore. During the last couple of semesters I ate so much HK wok that i prolly put his goddamn children through college.

Sunday, December 26, 2004

Sun, 26 Dec 2004 11:41:19 GMT

I was up in the morning reading news on yahoo when I came across

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/ap/20041226/ap_on_re_as/indonesia_earthquake

I was looking at the stats... first time i clicked it, the headlines said 4000 dead... i thought to myself, WTF! This better be a joke..

Clicked on the same link again 10 minutes later, the number jumped to 5600. Another 10 minutes later, 7000 (as i am typing this now). 40+ Malaysians were killed, mostly in penang.... THen I saw 200+ dead in Phuket....

PHUKET?

*Thinks some more...*

I just heard the word phuket recently... where did i read about that? Oh FUCK! I remembered that my mom emailed me about my dad spending christmas in Phuket with clients!

I called home immediately.

If my mom picked up the phone crying, it wouldve been fucked up.

Thank god! She sounded normal. Apparently the tidal wave hit phuket at 11am. Everyone at, on or near the beach is dead. Fortunately my dad, like me, wakes up really late. His friends felt the tremor and opted not to go outside too. Now he is waiting for his flight home tomorrow, he moved to another hotel cuz the one he was staying in was flooded up to the first floor and electricity was cut off.

I feel so relieved that nothing happened to my dad. But i can imagine how all those who lost their loved ones feel on this tragic day. My heart goes out to them. It couldve been anyone. It couldve been me too. Needless to say, I appreciate life and all its fragility a lot more since today.

Wednesday, December 22, 2004

Wed, 22 Dec 2004 13:09:28 GMT

Thanks to WoW, I've been getting less sleep now than during finals.

It's been crazy.

I had to pull myself away from it to go drinking or socializing or even eating. Im going to be an anti-social boy this winter... unless i can get away from it. But getting away costs money. A trip to florida, cali or NYC would set me back anywhere between 600-1000 bucks, which sucks (hey it rhymes)

Plus osama says he might do something bad. You dont want to be at hotspots when he does something bad. Bad osama! Bad evil man. Sit...

Plus it's so damn cold i dont even feel like smoking anymore. Must be the coldest ever winter here in madtown. Unbelievably cold. When I say cold I mean -30 and below C after factoring windchill.

All this adds to more reason why I should just stay at home and WoW till i drop dead. Man... this is depressing. The weather, being broke, and the fact that i'm gon spend xmas and nye here in freezin dead madtown. Or I can take on huge debts just to go on a short trip. I really do wonder how xmas is like here in madison...

Lastly, I have to move out of the dorm by the 30th. Just like the weather and my financial situation, moving sucks. Especially moving during winter.

Stress

Thursday, December 16, 2004

Thu, 16 Dec 2004 01:39:26 GMT

Oh shit, today is tomorrow!

Which means.. ..I have an exam today.

Thursday, December 16, 2004

Thu, 16 Dec 2004 01:33:57 GMT

I have an exam tomorrow.

I am absolutlely positive it's on thursday but I have no clue what time or where the exam is gon be at.

I'm proud to say that I am very cleber and I dont need to study for this exam. But, I am embarassed and shocked at my slacker attitude. How can I not find out where the exam is? I will have to ask my dear classmates tomorrow when I wake up in the afternoon. Not because I am procrastinating now, but they are asleep... I am not sure of that but I'm too lazy to go call them up now.

And no, I do not have porn on my computer. But i just remembered that i've accidentally downloaded porn before... before I start with that, I want you to know that kazaa sucks. Please use BT, so says mer. I agree.

When I downloaded "Matrix 2" from kazaa, I opened the file and out popped "Dominatrix 2", french S&M (dont look at me, i dont know what it means) and when I tried to download "Toy story 2", I got "BoyToy Story 2". The only toy in that story was a dildo.

I am not high. I need sleep.

Wednesday, December 15, 2004

Wed, 15 Dec 2004 22:16:14 GMT

Paul van Dyk n Tiesto @ NYC on NYE yo!!

And where am I gonna be?

Madison, Wisconsin... prolly feeding some cows frozen grass.

It's -12 C with windchill today. I took off my gloves and tried to smoke. After 3 puffs my fingers turned purple. Looks like a good time to quit smoking.

I wish I had more money. But what little I have is all put into my baby. My darling impreza...what? You want a car wash? Your wish is my command... Darker tinting?? On the double!... Auto start? Sure... Turbo engine? I wish...

Let's see..airticket = 300, accomodation = 200, food = 100, and the event = 100(plus other stuff). Just these basic necessities = 700 already. Just for 3-4 days of partying. Furthermore I spent a lot during thanksgiving in Chicago. Add to that the terrorist threats and shit, it's way better to just stay here and play world of warcraft. At least it's safe here. Nobody wants to blow up cows that badly.

Wisconsin, America's dairyland. Nice, and safe.