| | "Other people's shit."I guess the trash receptacle thing outside my apartment was piled on
too high, so I noticed my neighbors had started leaving their trash
bags up against the receptacles. This person in particular uses really
large, translucent garbage bags , making it really easy for me to make
the following observations:
-They drink a lot of Arizona tea.
-They had a shopping spree at Ralph Lauren.
-Perhaps purchased a new lamp/chair/frame at West Elm?
-They are Pottery Barn fans.
-"They" must be a couple b/c they apparently love home-decorating but
also subscribe to ESPN magazine. I mean, it couldn't possibly be just a
woman...or just a man. Could it?
-They order strange prepared meals packaged in rectangular white
plastic containers. Maybe they are on a microbiotic diet. Or
macrobiotic. I do not know the difference.
More trash stories to come.
By the way, this does not make me a voyeur as their trash is clearly in my way and in plain sight.
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