A girl and a guy were speeding over 100 miles per hour ona deserted road on a motorcycle:
Girl: Slow down, we're going too fast, i'm scared! And i don't want anything to happen
Guy: Come on, don't worry. i know what i'm doing. Your having fun, right
Girl: NO... please stop. i'm really scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: i LOVE YOU! Now please slow down.
Guy: Give me a hug
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you help me out here? Will you take my helmet off of me and put it on you? It's bugging me...
In the paper the next day: A motorctcle has
crashed into a building from brake failure. Two
\people found, only one survived.
the truth is: Halfway down the road the guy
realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want
the girl to know. Instead, he had her say she loved
him and felt her hug him for one last time. Then
he had her wear his helmet so she would live,
even though it meant he would die.
SADNESS!!!!!! : (
This is another one
DERiCK: i guess we`re the leftovers in this world.
LiLY: i think so.. all of my friends have boyfriends
and we`re the only two people without any special
person in our lives.
DERiCK: yup.. i don`t know what to do.
LiLY: i know! we`ll play a game.
DERiCK: what game?
LiLY: i`ll be your girlfriend for 30 daysz & you`ll be my boyfriend.
DERiCK: that`s a great plan. in fact.. i don`t have
anything to do much for the following weeks.
DAY 1: they watch their first movie & they`re both
touched by the romantic film.
DAY 4: they went to go to the beach & have a
picnic. derick and lily have their quality time
together.
DAY 12: derick invited lily to a circus and they
ride thru a horror house. lily was scared & she
thought she touched derick`s hand but she
actually touched someone else`s hand. they both
laughed.
DAY 15: they saw a fortune teller down the road,
& they asked for their future advice. the fortune
teller said: my darlings, please don`t waste the
time of your life. spend the rest of your time
together, happily. then tears flow out from the
teller`s eyes.
DAY 20: lily invited derick to go to the hill & they
saw a meteor. lily mumbled something.
DAY 28: they sat on the buss.. & because of a
bumpy road, lily give her first kiss to derick.. by
accident. DAY 29: 11:37 pm: lily & derick sat in
the park where they first decided to play this
game.
DERiCK: i`m tired lily.. do youu want anything to
drink? i`ll buy youu one.. i`ll just go down the road.
LiLY: an apple juice.. that`s all. thank youu.
DERiCK: ook.. wait for me.
20 MiNUTES LATER A STRANGER APPROACHED
LiLY.
STRANGER: are youu a friend of derick?
LiLY: yes, why? what happened?
STRANGER: a reckless driver ran over derick..
he`s in critical condition in the hospital.
11:57 pm: the doctor walked out of the emergency
room. he handed lily an apple juice & a letter.
DOCTOR: we found this in derick`s pocket.
lily reads the letter & it says:
Lily, these past few weeks, i realized youu
are a really cute girl, and i`m really falling
for youu. your cherished smile, your
everything. when we played this game..
before this game would end.. i would like
youu to be my girlfriend for the rest of my
life. i love youu lily. lily crumpled up the
paper .
Lily shouted:Dderick! i dont want youu to
die. i love youu.. remember that night when
we saw a meteor. i mumbled something.. i
mumbled that i wish we would be together
forever. and that we would never have to
end this game. please don`t leave me
derick.. i love youu! youu can`t do this to
me! then the clock strikes 12.. derick`s
heart stopped pumping. iT WAS THE 30th
DAY.