My latest work vid.

Testing… testing… Is anyone still here?

You may have seen or heard that Gap just adopted a new logo.  Not many are too happy with that so I propose that they hire me, a professional, to design their new logo and adopt this instead.  Fortunately, for them, I spent a good 60 seconds and created a masterpiece.  I present to you my proposal.

Vacation Bible school 2009 // Long Beach Corps

Lincoln gathered the kids in a circle.  It was game time with Lincoln and Chris.

“Okay, we’re going to get a chance to get to know one another.  Let’s try this quiz.  My name is Lincoln and my favorite fruit is watermelon.  What’s your favorite color?”  He pointed to a child.

“Purple.”  She whispered.

“Okay, so what’s my favorite fruit?” 

“Watermelon!”  The kids screamed.

So Lincoln asked, “What’s her favorite color?” 

“Purple!”  They screamed.

Lincoln blurted, “What’s Chris’ favorite subject in school?”

“Math!”  They all yelled in unison.

“I didn’t say that!”  I screamed as I laughed.  “Kids, I didn’t even say my favorite subject!”

 Lincoln looked in amazement at me and we started laughing while the kids stayed silent not knowing what just took place.

I like this.

ANYWAY

People
are unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered.
Love them anyway.

If
you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish ulterior motives.
Be kind anyway.

If
you are successful, you will win some false friends and true enemies.
Succeed anyway.

The
good you do today will be forgotten tomorrow.
Be good anyway.

Honesty
and frankness will make you vulnerable.
Be honest and frank anyway.

What
you spend years building may be destroyed overnight.
Build anyway.

People
need help but will attack you if you help them.
Help them anyway.

In
the final analysis, it is between you and God.
It was never between you and them anyway.

*Kent Keith originated this poem in 1968, and Mother Teresa placed it on her
children’s home in Calcutta in a slightly different version. As a result,
many have attributed it to Mother Teresa.

I started out to do 25 but then I couldn’t think of anything else dumb to write so I just conveniently stopped at 16 and hey guess what! There’s a weird thingy survey/random fact 16 thing out there. So here are 16 random things that in some way, shape or form have to do with me. Why? Because it’s my facebook and I can. So you do it too, because I want to read yours.

1.) When required to write a numbered list I like to write them followed by a period, parenthesis then a double space. I don’t recall who instructed me to do a double space after each sentence but I don’t see it practiced that often. Maybe it was Mavis Beacon, one of my typing teachers along with Mario.

2.) As children my brothers and I would not be allowed soda so now that I am older I savor every drop of the precious sweetened beverage. It is a sacred food item not to be treated lightly or with contempt.

3.) I got bugs living in my rice. I have a 50 pound bag so I don’t want to waste it so each time I eat thy rice I must wash out those wretched creatures from my food before I cook it in my expensive Korean rice cooker.

4.) I like babies a lot. They are my favorite creatures. They’re like cute puppies except they wear diapers and are humans. I like to spend as much time with them as possible because they’re innocent little people who possess all the hope and potential in the universe. Their joy is pure and their little eyes do not lie.

5.) My life goal is to change the entire world. One step at a time. One step at a time… I’m climbing my mountain.

6.) I need to see a chiropractor or something because I do the neck whip to crack it and I know that’s not healthy and when I see other people do it it looks all spastic.

7.) I don’t know if I’m particularly picky or something because although I appreciate all types of music, I do not enjoy listening to all of them most of the time. I’ve moved from hip-hop to r&b and soul. Anything with a catchy beat hook or funky bass line. I also enjoy pop music.

8.) I sleep with baseball bat by my bed and a thing of mace. Oh and I have a hammer in the bathroom as well as these custom made cardboard tube bats strategically hidden around the house.

9.) I loooooooove pastries. The doughy goodness baked into spongy delight. Or golden crispy because it’s fried. It’s my favorite. Good cake. Good donut. I love the texture as I eat it. I like to bite into it and destroy it with my teeth.

10.) I bought an aluminum slurpee straw and it makes the slurpees taste better.

11.) I have three bluetooth earpieces because I got one for free from my mom when she upgraded and got three other ones on ecost.com. (I had the jabra stolen from my house, thus the three left. Oh, wait. I just found another one.)

12.) When I was younger I would order a hamburger no matter what restaurant we went to. This is because they are good, meaty and filling.

13.) I really really really like playing tetris against people. Even more I like Dr. Mario. Oh yeah.

14.) My house has no insulation because it was built before dinosaurs roamed the earth. So it’s either freezing cold or sweltering hot.

15.) I don’t read. (I can’t read?) I haven’t read a book in quite some time. I don’t have motivation/time?

16.) I like reading and I like writing but I rarely do either. I’ve always loved literature but I don’t have that much motivation. I guess I’ll have to start if I’m to write movies and junk.

23.) Jim Carrey and Joel Schumacher

24.) Tony Almeda

This is the most genius thing I’ve heard all week. Abraham is a beast.

1. Wrapping paper or gift bags? Wrapping paper. It’s more satisfying as you break something open rather than have the top already open. Like buying something used without shrink wrap.

2. Real tree or Artificial? Fake but scented.

3. When do you put up the tree? I don’t

4. When do you take the tree down? halloween

5. Do you like eggnog? Soy Eggnog

6. Favorite gift received as a child? maybe my own cd player.

7. Hardest person to buy for? mom

8. Easiest person to buy for? me

9. Do you have a nativity scene? no I do not make a scene

10. Mail or email Christmas cards? Christmas photo

11. Worst Christmas gift you ever received? Christmas cabbages

12. Favorite Christmas Movie? Jingle all the way

13. When do you start shopping for Christmas? all year

14. Have you ever recycled a Christmas present? i don’t know

15. Favorite thing to eat at Christmas? food

16. Lights on the tree? no. Real candles on the artificial tree

17. Favorite Christmas song? none

18. Travel at Christmas or stay home? Is that a real question? What does that even mean?

19. Can you name all of Santa’s reindeer’s? Sure, but I don’t know why he wouldn’t name them himself.

20. Angel on the tree top or a star? angel star

21. Open the presents Christmas Eve or morning? morn

22. Most annoying thing about this time of the year? People who let other people make them feel Christmas is an annoying time of the year.

23. Favorite ornament theme or color? I really do not care.

24. Favorite for Christmas dinner? Humans. having them over for dinner. yum yum

25. What do you want for Christmas this year? a gaby XD

26. Who is most likely to respond to this? An eager person

27. Who is least likely to respond to this? me.

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Talking Pants! from Chris Toy .