| | Well, here it is...
Months ago I came upon a random blog and a guy had listed the top 10 things that he hated list and I thought it was pretty funny. I thought, "10? I find 10 new things A DAY that I hate...I can do 100!" So I began the list. Every time I came across something that dug under my skin...I added it. These are everyday things that are normally not thought of. Of course I hate war, poverty, terrorism, blah blah blah...but those are not things you'll find on this list. This list is not ranked in any way AND this list is not FINAL in any way...there are INDEED other things that I hate, but the list must be stopped.
So here you go....enjoy my hate...
Things That I Hate:
1. Commercials that try to make tampons hip
2. Sprint
3. Fat girls who do not dress accordingly
4. Mean old people
5. Movie critics
6. People with no sense of humor
7. Humidity
8. Slow drivers
9. Using terrorism as an excuse for any problem
10. TV reporters who over-pronounce their Spanish last names
11. Overly dramatic people
12. Large t-shirts
13. People who ask you if you hate them and expect an answer
14. Brooklyn accents
15. People who don't understand sarcasm
16. People who try hard to be non-conformists
17. Math that has no real life application
18. People who are habitually late
19. People in horror movie theaters who scream and then talk about how they were just scared for the next 7 minutes.
20. Cover charges
21. The price of alcohol in South Beach
22. When I eat or drink something that's WAY TOO hot.
23. People that think that there is an actual difference in Texas beer and every other beer.
24. 24-hour hangovers
25. Women who think people hate them b/c they're "assertive" and disregard the fact that they're just plain bitches.
26. Restaurant managers
27. Ashton Kutcher
28. Malone's
29. The unusual smell that comes from my pantry
30. Miami Beach at Christmas
31. self-proclaimed "divas"
32. Omarosa Manigault Stalworth
33. the facebook
34. George W. Bush
35. girl poses in pictures (cross your legs the same direction, take an aeriel shot of everyone laying in a circle on the floor, "kiting," kiss blowing, etc...)
36. people who STAND on the moving sidewalks at airports...like it's a ride
37. when I don't have mail
38. passive aggressiveness
39. when sorority girls say "random" and "drama" all the time
40. people who don't say "please" and "thank you"
41. forwards that I have received 400 times already (forwards in general)
42. people who say I'm "too negative"
43. people who are too positive
44. people who stare and talk about art like they have a clue about what they're talking about
45. Farnsworth Bentley
46. People who point out the fact that Bono counts "one,two,three,fourteen"
47. People who claim that they knew of a band before everyone else
48. Oprah Winfrey
49. Old Navy Christmas commercials
50. People who say that Christmas has become too "commercialized"
51. Lance Armstrong bracelets
52. The fact that it costs more to eat healthy
53. Ma$e
54. The O.C.
55. Pepsi products
56. People who smoke at restaurants
57. republicans
58. KKGs
59. Bill O'Reilley
60. waking up early
61. the fact that nobody's car clock is set to the right time
62. reality shows that don't go my way
63. people who insult horror movies and sequels because it makes them sound smart
64. The girls who worship Sarah Jessica Parker on Sex in the City are the same ones who think they have to be married by 23.
65. COX communications
66. Lil John
67. People who immitate Lil John
68. people who carry-on large bags into the airplane
69. When girls at parties say, "you don't remember my name, do you?"
70. people who believe you can be pro-life and still believe that there are certain circumstances when an abortion is okay.
71. People who claim that they "don't care what other people think"
72. The assumption that anything from Europe is cooler than something from America
73. Girls who list as one of their hobbies, "partying"
74. Norah Jones
75. British accents
76. Paula Abdul / Randy Jackson
77. Everybody Loves Raymond
78. girls who claim that Valentine's Day is stupid, girls who bitch that they have no one on Valentine's Day, girls that decide they're going to have a "girl's night" on Valentine's Day, etc...
79. Joss Stone
80. Gwen Stefani's entourage of gangsta Asian girls
81. every rap song that includes lyrics about how rich the rapper is
82. people who eat Chinese food with chopsticks
83. glue
84. soap operas
85. Family Matters
86. People who speak English but pronounce foreign words in THAT foreign language.
87. Drunk arguments
88. Alcohol-free receptions
89. close-talkers
90. people who say they hate people like Paris and Britney, but can't explain why.
91. when a song becomes so popular that sorority girls know the words and insist on yelling them at bars.
92. Guys who pull their shirts up to reveal their "abs"
93. repeating myself
94. When people hate you for hating them
95. People who assume they can eat fries off your plate.
96. When I eat a meal and I'm not full.
97. People who complain about reality TV
98. Getting drunk calls from people in loud places
99. zits
100. you
I invite all of you to add to the list or argue with me (unless of course your arguments are political, OC-loving, if you're an Ashton fan...oh just forget it, don't argue with me, it's my blog). |
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