I wrote this about a month ago, I loves it so much!!

ODE TO THE PICKLE

Oh pickle with your awesome green like shine
I wish to make the pickle man happy so he will make you mine
I like pickles outdoors on a sunny day
or an ocassional one when the weather is grey
perhaps in an ice cream? Eww I refuse to taste
for you dicolor it like a green putrid paste
I prefer the larger dill pickle
but can only afford the sweet for a nickle
oh me oh my i wish i was rich
for I'd eat so many pickles and in my side have a stitch
also a pickle during football while I sit on my toosh
is a pickle plant a tree or a bush?
all these questions unanswered as the day passes
all the while I horde pickles into large pickle masses
so keep you chicken and pass me a pickle if you may
for the other healthy foods i say "good day"