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"Pictures, Pictures......We have Pictures!!!!"

Newsshit has been posting pictures daily of decorated war hero John Kerry with anti-war activists like Jane Fonda.  Below are the two they have posted so far. 

The first shows beyond a doubt that not only was Kerry and Fonda at the same event (Probably a Neil Diamond concert), but that they were sitting RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER!!!  In fact, Kerry's damn near sitting on her lap.  And the lady behind Kerry to the right, with the blue dress on, is none other than Hillary Clinton.

This next bombshell photo shows Kerry doing some arm stretches while watching some people being led away by a police officer who is not too happy.  I have to say that I'm not convinced this IS John Kerry, it could easily be a young Jay Leno.But, all in all some pretty heavy stuff huh? 

Well, not to be out-done by "Newsshit magazine, Americans favorite Son's a Bitches", we here at Washing the Blog have found some 'other' photo's that Newsshit missed.

Ohhhhhh, No, they say he has to go, go go Godzilla:

We all knew John Kerry single handily ran the anti-war effort, but most people don't know that he was also controlling Godzilla's rampage thru Japan.

Here's an AUTHENTIC photo showing John Kerry with Godzilla.  We assure you, this photo has not been doctored.

John Kerry, you evil mastermind you!

But, that's not all!!!  While John Kerry was pulling the strings of Godzilla he single handily took on Mothra as well.  We do not know Mothra's current whereabouts.

Mothra O Mothra
If we were to call for help
Over time
Over sea
Like a wave you'd come
Our guardian angel.  Please save us from John Kerry

Mothra O Mothra
Of forgotten kindness
And ruined spirits
We pray for the people's
Spirit as we sing
This song of love.  Please save us from John Kerry.

Mosura ya Mosura! Mosura ya Mosura!!

Mosura ya Mosura indeed!!!  Those poor, poor Japanese.  If only Ultra-Conservative man was there to save them.  Darn Liberal Godzilla!!!!

There are more to come as this horrible, horrific and downright horribalicious story unfolds. 

Did we say horrible?  Yes we did! 

Ok, on to the Horror!

I'm only a Patsy Kline:

Here's another exclusive photo that our staff of angry woodpeckers dug up.

That's right.  Not only was John Kerry present at Ruby's assination,
but we're convinced he was the second gunman on the grassy knoll as well.  We all remember the Zapapu....Zapa....Zachre......

assassination film where Kerry clearly shows up.  In fact, Kerry was on the original Warren commission and had himself edited out.  That's right, edited out.  Those liberals will do anything for power.

Want more proof that Kerry was somehow involved??  Well, take a look at this picture (below) taken in the early 60's showing Kerry with a gun identical to the one which killed Kennedy.

Lee Harvey was innocent after all!!!  It was Kerry who masterminded the whole thing. 

Here's another picture of Kerry on the Grassy Knoll...

Plain as the nose on your face.

And, here's proof that John Kerry WAS  in Dallas on that fatefull day.

See!!!  He was there.  He served....I mean, he was there!!!!

Do you need any more proof???  We sure don't.  That liberal bastard is guilty as a chipmonk in a cheese factory...or something like that.  In fact, there is a HUGE story which we will Break....uh..uhhhh......shortly, that proves Kerry's Uncle's wife's, mother-in-laws second cousin was none other than Jack Ruby and Kerry had to shut Ruby up before he made inroads to the Heinz Ketchup fortune.  Hmmmm......ketchup.

Speaking of Ketchup, here's another picture of Jane Fonda.

Pissed off yet??

Me too!!!

John Kerry----Evil son of a bitch.

And, if all of these photo's of Hanoi Johnny don't have you shakin like a leaf on a furry tree, maybe this will.

Make it a Blimpie and a Cookie:

There is no mistaking the liberal senator from Massachusetts in this
photo.  Just like in every stump speech he makes, the senator is seen here
spewing forth hot air and explosive liberal rhetoric.  "Wouldn't John Kerry be to young to be in that photo?", some pesky lefty journalist may ask. 

Well we all know Mr. Kerry has found an ancient Chinese secret called botox to hide his real age.  But unfortunately for him we aren't the "useful idiots" that he has come to rely on in the liberal media.  In fact records that we will release prove without a doubt Kerry is indeed 250 years old.

So there you have it....John Kerry = Pure, unadulterated, shityourpants EVIL.

Washing the Blog Photo Contest

If you have any pics of John Kerry performing other acts of evil, send it to us at washingtheblog@yahoo.com  we'll print some of the better ones as we blow this axis of evil shit up.