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Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Tue, 11 Dec 2007 00:04:59 GMT

I laughed for a long time watching this one.

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Tue, 30 Oct 2007 00:00:29 GMT

I wrote a new song called "Back and Forth." If you'd like to listen to a low-quality version of it, you can click on the audio link at the top of the page.

Sunday, September 16, 2007

Sun, 16 Sep 2007 00:32:51 GMT

Colonel Harland Sanders, before his death in 1980, angrily venting about the corporate cost-cutting of his beloved 11 herbs & spices:

"That friggin' ... outfit .... They prostituted every g--damn thing I had. I had the greatest gravy in the world and those sons of bitches they dragged it out and extended it and watered it down that I'm so g--amn mad."

Monday, September 10, 2007

Mon, 10 Sep 2007 00:55:33 GMT

"I wish I could be an echo."

-Mitchell Hackman

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Wed, 29 Aug 2007 00:01:08 GMT

Two things:

I'm predicting a new hipster trend: foreign language bumper stickers.

There is actually a city in Turkey called Batman.

Sunday, August 26, 2007

Sun, 26 Aug 2007 01:23:11 GMT

Status:

One step ahead of the shoe-shine,
two steps away from the county line,
and trying to keep the customer satisfied.

Thursday, August 23, 2007

Thu, 23 Aug 2007 02:36:23 GMT

Shirtless Vladimir Putin!

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Tue, 14 Aug 2007 02:41:56 GMT

A couple of photos from a guy named Pete Turner.

Sunday, August 12, 2007

Sun, 12 Aug 2007 01:31:10 GMT

Hey, my fellow Boonvillians, I'd like to let you know that I've come up with a motto for our town:

"Boonville, where the wrong way is the right way."

Sunday, August 12, 2007

Sun, 12 Aug 2007 01:02:42 GMT

If you like history, check out a podcast called Dan Carlin's Hardcore History.