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| Old Songs You Forgot About:
Brown Eyes - 벌써 1년
JTL - Just Say Goodbye Remix
Outfield - Your Love
Michael Jackson - PYT (Pretty Young Thing)
Vibe - Promise U
비 - 나쁜 남자
Solid - 이밤의 끝을 잡고
Jagged Edge - Where The Party At
DJ DOC - Run To You
비쥬 - 누구보다 널 사랑해
Tashannie - 경고
Music Recommendations:
Brown Eyes - 가지마 가지마
Les Nubians - Makeda
DJ Felli Fel - Get Buck In Here
Coldplay - Viva la Vida
Peter Bjorn And John - Young Folks
Honestly, Really Overrated & Not That Great:
Music by Alicia Keys
In-N-Out burgers (Carl's Jr. > In-N-Out)
Non-coastal California
Rudy's BBQ
Jimmy John's
California Pizza Kitchen (okay this place is good but not $20 bill good)
Dancing With The Stars
How I Met Your Mother
Guilty Pleasures:
Wonder Girls - Tell Me
Big Bang
Jewelry - One More Time
Lil Wayne - Lollipop
Gossip Girl
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| LipsThe woes of having large (full), non-Korean lips:
- You cannot eat spaghetti or chicken wings without looking like this:
Therefore you are a liberal napkin user as well. - You always look like you are pouting, sad-face style :(
- You always have to have chapstick on you. Because your lips get ashy and then they peel and then you look like you've been eating sandpaper for days. It's not cute.
Today marks the first time I have held onto a single tube of chapstick and exhausted its use in its entirety. I always lose them somehow and it feels like I lost a limb. Rest in peace, chapstick. You have served me well. God bless. | | |
| 스탇읏으 쿠오 Pictures like this always makes me sad. I know it's a completely normal scene from the street market in Korea, but still. Doesn't this make you want to reach out and buy all her home-grown, labored produce?
No? Heartless monster. Old Korean people always look tired and depressing.
And this blog title took me forever to romanize. It's "Status Quo," for you geniuses out there. I'm so mean.
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| Public Bathrooms
I don't like having to use public restrooms. First of all, they all smell like shit, which makes complete sense so I can't really complain. Secondly, there are urine drippings everywhere, sometimes creating a puddle in front of the urinal, which you must maneuver around.Zip yourself up, douche.
I am glad when there is automatic dispensing soap and paper towels but I hate automatic/regulated toilets and sinks. Especially the sink. I want water flooding over my hands as I rinse them of excremential germs, not a kind little spray that spurts off 15 seconds. And excremential isn't a word...until now. As for hand dryers, I simply do not have the patience and they are too damn loud. I especially love it when the motor is malfunctioning and it sounds like a weed whacker. Love it.
Lastly, I do not like pooping whilst others are in the room. Especially if they are in the adjacent stall. Pooping next to someone is like sharing an intimate moment with them. I could elaborate but this entry would cross over into Utterly Gross land. I frequent the porcelain palace at work and am always wondering if my co-workers can recognize me by shoes and pants. Hopefully my underwear is not the giveaway.
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