THEY SAY IT'S THE BEST MEDICINE... things that made me laugh tonight: a wacked out pt that came in stabbed. had to have 8 big guys keep him down. kept trying to bite people. but was giggling and happily telling people, "you can take my weapons... you can take my weapons..." then he'd try to play dead so the guys would let go. ha! like we'd fall for that! but we will go ahead and take your weapons  ****** interns talking about a pt with an infected boob. baseline boobage = large and pendulous (not pungent as one resident once said). but with the infection on top of major boobage -> unaboob. as in, "we're gonna sign off the unaboob tomorrow"  ****** reading one of my minions' reply to my email releasing the june call schedule version 18.0 in which i wrote this hurts me so much more than it hurts you. trust me.
here is june. yet again.
please, don't tell me about any more changes. i can't change it again. i think it would kill my will to live. he wrote dont worry we still love you hahahaha! so gay! ****** just now getting an email from one of the interns that started you're going to kill me but... i laughed because i lost it and wrote back you are right! i am going to kill you. yes, i did officially change it. all the little yellow packets for the whole hospital are probably printed, stapled, and sitting in the office. actually, i think you are making me cry. i think there is salty liquid coming from my eyes for the first time during my general surgery residency...      
i need sleep... | 
