| So I figured out today that I'm not a nice person... This post is extremely cynical, totally pointless, and bashes drugged out hippies and small children. I wrote it to someone in an e-mail (when I was really bored) and decided that it was exactly the sort of meaningless stuff that I usually write, (and that for some reason you people read) so I put it here for the world to enjoy. Please keep in mind that the next four paragraphs contain a lot of words, but don't actually say anything. PLEASE NOTE: Not for people that like little children, world peace, or the UN. So I was thinking yesterday (that doesn't happen a lot, and when it does, nothing usually comes of it, but this time something did, so I hope you can understand the momentousness of this occasion) and I realized, wouldn't the world be a better place if we had like world peace? I mean, I know everyone asks for it for Christmas (I don't. I mean, what if you actually got it? And then, because it's such like a huge thing, you wouldn't get any other presents. Probably for the rest of your life. And who cares if there's a civil war going on somewhere in some country far away, as long as you have your ps3, or your new car, or whatever else you could get for Christmas instead of world peace? I mean, come on, it's not like insurgents in Bosnia are going to show up in your living room (the point is that they're in Bosnia, right?), so why should I bother asking when there's like 2 million stupid do-gooder little children out there asking for the exact same thing? One of them can have world peace, and welcome to it), but I don't think they seriously think that they're going to get what they ask for. But what if we really got it? Picture this. Gas prices go down. Everybody in the UN hugs everybody else, and then the UN disbands because they realize that it's totally pointless and a huge waste of time and money (besides the fact that it never accomplishes anything except making everything worse), the Peace corps are disbanded (who needs them anymore?), and so all the drugged out wacko hippies in them can go home and do whatever else they would be doing otherwise(probably painting weird existential pictures or something), and all the stupid little children that wanted world peace for Christmas could start thinking about more important things like video games and remote control cars (I always wanted one, and I never got one).
Besides that, all those people in their third world countries (they think they're so special becuase they're "third world") could stop fighting and killing and maiming and generally destroying each other and everything, and start doing what they should be; working in factories so we can buy stuff cheaper that's manufactured overseas. In the meantime, we can stop spending all OUR time and money on controlling every other countrie's life for them, and we can put our efforts into mind control!! Yeah, that'd be great becuase then we could control everybody, and we wouldn't have to worry about our jobs going overseas and stuff...now, I could go on, but I really have to go to class, so I'll wind this up...anyway, mind control might normally make people hate us and start launching nukes and stuff, but since we have world peace, it'll all be cool!!! The End |
