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so i got bored and started playing with photoshop. yea.
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| okay, so i was bored and found a few more of these.
<Raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
<Raven> It said my password wasn't long enough. :(
<DaZE> at my school.. the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to
show everyone... and he said "if i dont get all three of these back
this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i
find it.." and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see 'em and
they got passed back the cop had 4
<kylev> hahahahaha
<kylev> some girl just came onto our floor
<kylev> and was yelling "sexual favors for anyone who does my sociology paper"
<kylev> i just asked her what the paper was about
<kylev> and she said the accomplishments and growth of feminism
<`Neo> bahahahaha
<NHBoy> I broke my G-string while fingering a minor :(
<rycool> ...
<NHBoy> I was trying to play Knocking on Heaven's Door.
<NHBoy> Oh well, time to buy new strings.
<MortalKombat> stfu mat|t u cu.nt
* Acaila sets mode: +b MortalKombat!*@*
<@Acaila> FINISH HIM
<mat|t> rofl
<MortalKombat> omg wtf man
* MortalKombat was kicked by Acaila (forward, forward, back, back, forward, punch)
<@Acaila> FATALITY!
<trance> ooo the heat is on in my house, my dad must have gotten a raise
<Guilty> In my politics class, my teacher said the reason crime
is dropping today is because the abortions started in 1973 of single
mothers of ethnic backgrounds
<Guilty> Hence all the kids who were never born, arent here today to be criminals
spring break was pretty awesome. it was great camping and hanging out with everyone. we should do it again sometime.
edit: i just got my wisdom teeth pulled. like 9 hours ago and i took 2
of the hydrocodoen my doctor gave me and i think that's like 30
mg and now i'm feeling really really good someone woke me up though i
don't even know who it was they called me to ask me to check the
weather for them in arlington because they're in six flags. way to rub
it in. i only have 20 tabs and i already took 2 i think i may have to
steal my sister's she's tough she won't need them i'm not seeing much
facial swelling but that may be covered up by the fact that i have 4
pieces of gauss folded up into a small square placed in my cheeks.
i really want some ice cream.
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| here's a nice collection of IRC quotes. if you dont' know what IRC is it's a chat client for nerds. yea, i use it too. IRC quotes
well anyway, i thought i'd compile a list of my favorites
<T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert
<RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?
<T-Wolf> ya, why man?
<RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
<T-Wolf> you mother fucker
<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
<Ouroboros> Ok.
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<Ouroboros> Whoops
<jeebus> the "bishop" came to our church today
<jeebus> he was a fucken impostor
<jeebus> never once moved diagonally
<Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler
<Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
<RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown
<Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews
<RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao
<glome> Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!
<content> glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
<glome> Who me?!
<content> Yes you!
<glome> Couldn't be!
<content> Then WHO?!!
<glome> Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
*** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (fuck you i didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch)
*** Topic in #doghouse is 'Our hearts are extended to the 17 victims of the recent internet fraud'
* Anubis has joined #doghouse
<Anubis> what fraud?
<Kadmium> You haven't heard about it?
<Anubis> no?
<Kadmium> You can read the full story at http://www.tubgirl.com
<Anubis> omg wtf!
*** Kadmium changes topic to 'Our hearts are extended to the 18 victims of the recent internet fraud'
<MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike
<goatboy> what?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> er?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> and?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> ...
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> i dont get it
<MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.
<goatboy> bastard
<LordChewy> so my dad found my porn folder
<LordChewy> and he was getting all pissed
<LordChewy> so its all like "does this surprise you? i'm not stupid you know"
<LordChewy> "i know dad"
<LordChewy> "what do you have to say for yourself?"
<LordChewy> at this point i stare at him straight in the eyes and
say "C:Documents and SettingsRickyMy Documentsfaxessent faxes"
<LordChewy> and he just shut up
<kingKahn> what is it?
<LordChewy> its his porn folder
<[TN]FBMachine> i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section
<WiLdSeXyPrInCeSs> i luv guyz where would they be wifout us gals???
<XeNoX> Still in the Garden Of Eden you gullible bitch.
<Stormrider> I should bomb something
<Stormrider> ...and it's off the cuff remarks like that that are the reason I don't log chats
<Stormrider> Just in case the FBI ever needs anything on me
<Elzie_Ann> I'm sure they can just get it from someone who DOES log chats.
*** FBI has joined #gamecubecafe
<FBI> We saw it anyway.
*** FBI has quit IRC (Quit: )
<reo4k> just type /quit whoever, and it'll quit them from irc
* luckyb1tch has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* r3devl has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* sasopi has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* phhhfft has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* blackersnake has quit IRC (r`heaven)
<ibaN`reo4k[ex]> that's gotta hurt
<r`heaven> :(
<death09>my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed
<ktp753>ouch.
<death09>yeah.i sent them to her dad
(Mootar) morons.
(Mootar) these people who live in my apartment complex are connected to my wireless
(Mootar) they must think they're super-cool hackers by breaking into my completely unsecure network
(Mootar) unfortunatly, the connection works both ways
(Mootar) long story short, they now have loads of horse porn on their computer
<blazemore> LITTLETON, Colo. - Colorado officials plan to try a
15-year-old boy as an adult for allegedly offering a Sony PlayStation
to have his aunt killed.
<FlipTopBx> is it modded?
random girl: hey!
me: ...hi?
me: who is this?
random girl: Jessica, I saw u on myspace
random girl: ur hot
me: thanks
random girl: np
me: this girl keeps bugging me, but I don't want to talk to her
me: what should I do?
random girl: make up sum excuse, like ur mom is kickin u off or sumthing
me: oh alright
me: I have to go
me: my mom is kicking me off
me: bye
<Tedward> so there's this pimp right. he's collecting money from his three ho's.
<Tedward> he goes to the first ho and asks for his $100. she says, "But I only owe you $50!"
<Tedward> he slaps her and says, "don't correct me, bitch!"
<Tedward> he asks the next ho for $150. she says, "But I only owe you $100!"
<Tedward> he slaps her and says, "don't correct me, bitch!"
<Tedward> now he goes to his third ho.
<Tedward> he asks for $200. "but I only owe you $150!"
<Tedward> he slaps her and says, "don't correct me, bitch!"
<Tedward> next he visits the fourth ho.
<Tedward> he asks her for his $250.
<Thy_Dungeonman> hold on, wait a sec
<Tedward> what?
<Thy_Dungeonman> you said three ho's, not four. idioth.
*Tedward slaps Thy_Dungeonman
<Tedward> Don't correct me, bitch.
<O.J.> Radio interview quote from Marine Corps General Reinwald
and a female radio host. He wants to host some boy scouts at the
training center for some practise excercises. As follows
<FEMALE INTERVIEWER>: So, General Reinwald, what things are you
going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
<GENERAL REINWALD>: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.
<FEMALE INTERVIEWER>: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
<GENERAL REINWALD>: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
<FEMALE INTERVIEWER>: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
<GENERAL REINWALD>: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
<FEMALE INTERVIEWER>: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
<GENERAL REINWALD>: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
The radio went silent and the interview ended. You gotta love the Marines!
<Casey8> Diana Ross' husband died
<Tarrier> how
<Casey8> fell while climbing in South Africa or something
<JennAway> that's sad
<Bubbaprog> i guess there is a mountain high enough
silic0nsilence: So it's black friday at CompUSA.
Slider: Yea
silic0nsilence: We were to open up at 12am. It's 11:58pm and there is a
HUGE line of blood-thirsty, hard drive-wanting, maniacs. So my friend
dares me to scream we have one xbox360.
Slider: Holy shit.
silic0nsilence: So he gives me $20. I go up to the gate and scream,
"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE JUST RECIEVED ONE XBOX360!!" Immediatly
people are storming the gate, passing me money through the cage to get
it. They were screaming and knocked over this old lady. My boss just
looks at me with these red eyes. In them, I saw fear and rage.
Slider: Omg you dumb shit!
Slider: Wait a second, it's 12:46A, and it's black Friday. What did this happen minutes ago? Shouldn't you be at work?
silic0nsilence: Yeah..
silic0nsilence: Pretty sure I don't work at CompUSA any more..
<Toller> hey jaimer
<jaimer> hey
<Toller> i loves you sweet ass, baby
<jaimer> excuse me?
<Toller> we gonna get together an fuck tonight
<Toller> right?
<jaimer> You stupid shit
<Toller> ?
<Toller> What?
<jaimer> This is toby johnson, right
<Toller> you know it is, duh.
<jaimer> I'm doing tech support on Jamie's computer
<jaimer> I'm her father, you little shit
<Toller> hah!
<Toller> what's
<Toller> your joking right/
<jaimer> I am. I know where you live. I'm coming over to your house now. Don't try to run, I'll find you.
<Toller> Jamie, it's not funny
<Toller> Jaime?
<psmylie> You're screwed, dude. Her dad's psycho
<Toller> fuck
<Toller> Fuck!
<psmylie> best run, boy
*** Toller has quit IRC (Quit: )
<psmylie> You're an evil bitch, Jamie.
<jaimer> lol
<psmylie> brilliant... but evil
<jaimer> he's an asshole anyways
so finally, my favorite one is..."i wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself."
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i wish i had a friend like that.
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| "Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is
that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness,
that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant,
gorgous, talented, fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a
child of God. Your pla ying small doesn't serve the world. There is
nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel
insecure around you. "
- Nelson Mandela
Vocation does not mean a goal that I pursue. It means a calling that I
hear. Before I can tell my life what i want to do with it, I must
listen to my life telling me who I am.
Parker Palmer, Let Your Life Speak
"We don't grow while studying the definition of consistency; we grow when we try to be consistent in an inconsistent world"
Lately, I have found myself
wondering about the inadequacies, inconsistencies, and contradictions
in my faith and my walk with God. Oftentimes I find myself working at
church, filling my time up with service, trying to pass it off as being
spiritual. For the last two hours I have been reading "messy spirituality"
by Michael Yaconelli. It is a down to Earth, honest talk about
Christianity, and Christians' shortcomings. After reading this, I
realize that the Church is made up of misfits, and if you've ever been
to DCFC, you know that we definitely are.
The vast majority of Christianity
today is a charade. Catholic or Protestant, when it comes down to it,
most of it's pretend. I pretend to be strong in faith, when i'm
actually weak in doubt. Most times I'm scared to death of giving God
the reins to my life. I get up every Friday, do a little Christian jig,
and walk away feeling sick to my stomach, but still wearing a smile
that paints a different picture. And if you ask me if I'm alright, I'll
perk up and say "just fine" when the truth is I'm not and when it comes
right down to it, most of us aren't. All of us have issues, all of us
struggle from time to time. Messy Spirituality is about embracing all
of that, all of our blemishes, and our imperfections, our unfinishedness.
"Jesus understood
unfinishedness very well, which is why he was comfortable leaving
eleven unfinished disciples. Whent he died, the disciples were
confused, depressed, afraid, and dobutful. They faced a lifetime of
finishing, jus tlike you and me. Messy spirituality not only remiunds
us we will always be a work in progress; it also reminds us that the
unfinished life is a lot more spiritual than we imagined."
And so, as most of us say to
ourselves, "I guess i'm not a very good Christian...I don't pray enough"
or "I don't read my Bible enough" or "I don't share my faith enough" or
"I don't love God enough" or "I'm not commited enough" or "I'm not spiritual
enough", I want to encourage you to continue seeking God in your own
way. It doesn't have to be by doing any of these things. Christ
embraced the unconventional. What you do to find him doesn't have to be
a big step, he will make it big himself.
for a girl who told me she was out looking for God
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