when somebody asks me if i have a girlfriend, this is my response: "as a matter of fact, i do..her name's Football. she's quite healthy in the center region, but she has tiny feet and an extremely small head. she's pretty dark-skinned cuz she's outside a lot, although, she does have a bit of a white streak in her. she's constantly got the chill bumps because she never wears clothes. it's kinda sad because she's starting to lose some of her tackiness..i plan on staying with her till she gets mad and unleashes all of that hot air that so many of you girls keep all bottled up inside (ugh, that is so unhealthy for your karma*)...then it looks like ill be a free man on the woman hunt once again." *[In Buddhist teaching, the law of karma, says only this: `for every event that occurs, there will follow another event whose existence was caused by the first, and this second event will be pleasant or unpleasant according as its cause was skillful or unskillful.' A skillful event is one that is not accompanied by craving, resistance or delusions; an unskillful event is one that is accompanied by any one of those things. (Events are not skillful in themselves, but are so called only in virtue of the mental events that occur with them.) Therefore, the law of Karma teaches that responsibility for unskillful actions is born by the person who commits them.] therefore therefore, one can plainly see that females have bottom karma and men possess perfect, heavenly karma...and yes, i did just use bottom as an adjective. if you are tempted to say, "but..but how?" then know that i am able to draw these conclusions from the fact that all female events are accompanied by the craving for and delusion of reaching the status of manhood, and all the while they are resisting their natural instincts to stay at home and be the good, submissive females they ought to be. questions? comments? concerns? cravings?! delusions?!! resistances?!!! GO HOME. [ ]-information contained within the brackets can be obtained, located, found, discovered, and plagiarized from the following site: http://www.ncf.ca/freenet/rootdir/menus/sigs/religion/buddhism/introduction/truths/karma2.html | 
