It was a cloudy Sunday morning. It must have been around nine in the morning, because I had just awakened my siblings so we could prepare for Sunday school. My Grandmother phoned our house.
My grandmother (my father’s mother) lives right next door. This is amazing because it’s like unlimited milk and cookies within a twenty second walk. However, this morning she had a problem.
“Stephen, there is a dead skunk on my front porch. I want you to come get it and carry it off into the pasture”
This was more common than you’d think. My grandmother’s little Chihuahua/terriers would kill small animals and leave them on the porch. This we assumed was the case here. I found our trusty shovel and, in my favorite blue pajamas, took the twenty second walk to my grandmother’s house. Here I find the dead skunk on the porch. As I push the shovel under the skunk I get the surprise of my morning. This “dead” skunk was apparently not dead. It started shaking its head around.
Being oh so familiar with the less than pleasant skunk stench ability, I tossed it from the shovel and it spiraled about thirty feet into the front yard, landing on the grass with a thud.
I very much expected the skunk to run off, but apparently it didn’t. My best guess was that the dogs had broken its back though it had not died, so it could move its head but nothing else. I called my dad and asked him to come shoot the skunk and put it out of its misery.
I’ve know that my father owns guns for years. We live in the county and have livestock, so owning a gun came with the territory. However, I can’t ever really remember my dad shooting a gun for spot or practice. He came over with the rifle to shoot the skunk.
We had an incident a while before where one of the neighbor’s dogs was trying to eat one of our goats. My dad’s partner in the goat business was there and they shot the dog, though the goat later died from the wound. Needless to say now every time there was a gun shot, all the neighbors ran in their back yards and counted their dogs. My dad really regretted it later. He hated hurting animals.
Anyway, here he came with the gun to put the skunk out of its misery. My grandmother was outside watching now and all three of us stood there as my dad prepared to shoot the skunk.
BANG.
I looked at my dad and then looked at the skunk. My father had missed a paralyzed skunk at point blank range. All of my faith in my dad’s ability with a gun disappeared at that point entirely. I can’t imagine what the skunk was thinking. Dad prepared to try again.
BANG.
This time he didn’t totally miss, no he managed to maim the poor animal. The front right paw had been blown off. The skunk was shaking its head wildly.
“Oh no, I don’t think I can shoot it again.”
“Dad! You didn’t shoot it to begin with.”
“Stephen, just take it out and leave it in the barrels we use to burn trash, it’s going to bleed out and die in ten minutes or so.”
I couldn’t be too upset with him. He was working nights and had only slept about three hours. As, he headed back to the house, I was left with the skunk.
At this point I was fairy certain the skunk was incapable of spraying, otherwise we would all smell too unpleasant to go to church. I picked up the skunk and its paw with the shovel and headed to the burn barrels. There I left the skunk to die.
Then I went to church.
I don’t think I’ve ever felt so guilty during a sermon. My mind kept on floating back to the poor skunk that was now surely dead. During the invitation I said a silent prayer for the poor animal.
Later that evening I was sent to burn the trash. It was time for the final vigil in honor of the skunk. I would burn the trash and send the skunk corpse away in a blaze of glory. Okay, so all I actually thought about was burning the trash. I hardly even thought about the dead skunk in the barrel.
Okay, so I lit the trash naturally assuming the skunk was dead as my dad suggested. Nope. I heard it screaming as it burned to death. It was dreadful. I actually felt like crying.
The skunk had a last twelve hours could rival several mutilation and torture horror movies. It was attacked by dogs, left to die on the porch, thrown thirty feet by a shovel, shoot at, maimed, left to die again, and finally burned to death.
Since then, I’ve never been able to say that I’ve had a bad day.
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