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Thursday, May 24, 2007

  • Currently Listening
    Mama's Gun
    By Erykah Badu, Erykah Badu
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    there was much rejoicing



    so..... buttons. nothing has really changed. photobucket is a little more annoying this time around. the days are still hot.

    in seven days I am moving to a new house just down the tracks. I will have a backyard complete with fire pit and a garden. a rhubarb patch grows prominently.



    I need more things to take pictures of. I need to get where the ACTION is! Dell just started selling mo-fuggin' Linux computers. it's amazing how cheap computers can be when you're not paying a hundred and fifty dollars for Window$. two hundred if you're buying a Vi$ta computer. Ubuntu kicks ass anyway. a monkey could use it. infact they already have, probably.

Friday, March 23, 2007

  • Currently Listening
    The Past Presents the Future
    By Her Space Holiday
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    best, P.I.R., ever

    ksdjsldkjfklsd says:
    why the best PIR ever?
    best, P.I.R., ever! says:
    everybody won, pretty much.
    best, P.I.R., ever! says:
    and this woman fell over spinning the wheel.
    best, P.I.R., ever! says:
    it was awesome.
    ksdjsldkjfklsd says:
    ahahahaha
    best, P.I.R., ever! says:
    she lost. the next guy spun 1 dollar!
    ksdjsldkjfklsd says:
    and then bob barker pulled off his face to reveal he was a robot
    best, P.I.R., ever! says:
    not in this episode. his product girls were more ethnically dispersed this time.
    best, P.I.R., ever! says:
    moreso than usual.
    ksdjsldkjfklsd says:
    truly making it the best PIR ever

    best, P.I.R., ever! says:
    hey man,

    best, P.I.R., ever! says:
    the first showcase was a years supply of baskin robbins

    best, P.I.R., ever! says:
    + a diamon freakin' ring

    best, P.I.R., ever! says:
    + a BOAT!

    best, P.I.R., ever! says:
    a bloody sailboat, a big one too.

    best, P.I.R., ever! says:


    ksdjsldkjfklsd says:
    YEAR SUPPLY

    best, P.I.R., ever! says:
    uh hum. something like 130 pints.

    best, P.I.R., ever! says:
    the girls were stroking the iced cream.

    ksdjsldkjfklsd says:
    THATS ridiculous!

    best, P.I.R., ever! says:
    and this fucktard passed it.

    best, P.I.R., ever! says:
    for a SOFA!

    ksdjsldkjfklsd says:
    sofa doesn't taste anything like ice cream

    best, P.I.R., ever! says:
    the cushion is too dry for my tastes.

    best, P.I.R., ever! says:
    springs get caught in your throat.

    best, P.I.R., ever! says:
    in your eye.

    ksdjsldkjfklsd says:
    i think its lunch time!

    best, P.I.R., ever! says:
    it is? ha, you're right.

    best, P.I.R., ever! says:
    best, pir, ever!

Thursday, February 08, 2007

  • Currently Listening
    Tracy Chapman
    By Tracy Chapman
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    i'll be your mirror

    1. I've come to realize that my ex is... a complete stranger? This question is stupid.

    2. I am listening to... Tracy Chapman

    3. I talk … when it's necessary. I prefer to listen.

    4. I love… the idea of love. Like Soviet Communism, it works on paper.

    5. My best friends... live in other cities, mostly.

    7. I lost... most things that make me happy.

    8. I hate it when people... think they know all about me.

    9. Love is... a luxury.

    10. Marriage is… a legally binding arrangement.

    11. Somewhere, someone is thinking... far too much.

    12. I'll always be... waiting for you.

    13. I have a crush on... someone I can't have.

    14. The last time I cried was because... I was repeatedly punched in the testicles.

    15. My cell phone… comes in handy sometimes.

    16. When I wake up in the morning... I think about going back to sleep for a couple years.

    17. Before I go to sleep at night... I make my bed.

    18. Right now I am thinking about... all the stress in my life.

    19. Babies are... more humans this planet does not need.

    20. I get on myspace... very seldom.

    21. Today I... incubated a new cold.

    22. Tonight I will... put this day behind me.

    23. Soon I will... give up.

    24. I really want... a clean slate.

    25. The person who is most likely to repost this... me, right now.

Thursday, January 25, 2007

  • A-B-C, easy as 1-2-3

    the poke war has begun.



    Note: Facebook pokes are not to be confused with Gumby's faithful sidekick, Pokey.



    that's all I got. I'm sitting at Williams instead of going to school because I realized a little too late that I removed my wallet last night and placed it on the coffee table as it was putting unnecessary pressure on my right buttocks. I had just enough change in my pocket to buy tea. Now I play the waiting game until it gets warm enough outside to walk home again... or my laptop battery dies.




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