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Name: Jenn
Birthday: 11/19/1983
Gender: Female
Interests: Same as what I excel in......
Expertise: Swimming, running, tennis playing, piano playing, reading 'small' books..hehe, watch movies. Academically, memorizing !! (Though the capacity keeps declining fast..haha)
Occupation: Student
Industry: Medical
Message: message me
MSN: jenmak19@hotmail.com
ICQ:  22230849
Member Since:
2/16/2003
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| "Hello?"
"Hi honey."This is
Daddy.
Is Mommy near the
phone?"
"No
Daddy.She's
upstairs in the bedroom
with
Uncle Paul."
After
a brief pause,
Daddy
says,
"But
honey,
you haven't
got
an Uncle
Paul."
"Oh
yes I do,
and
he's upstairs in the room
with
Mommy, right now."
Brief
Pause.
"Uh, okay
then,
this is what I want
you to do
Put the
phone
down on the
table,
run
upstairs
and knock
on the bedroom door
and shout to
Mommy
that Daddy's
car
just pulled into
the driveway."
"Okay
Daddy
just a
minute."
A few
minutes later
the
little girl comes back to the phone.
"I did
it Daddy."
"And what happened
honey?"
he
asked.
"Well,
Mommy got all scared
jumped
out of bed
with
no clothes on
and
ran around screaming.
Then
she tripped over the rug,
hit
her head on the dresser
and
now she isn't moving at all!"
"Oh my
God!!!
What about your
Uncle Paul?"
"He
jumped out of the bed
with
no clothes on, too.
He was
all scared
and he
jumped out of the back window
and
into the swimming pool.
But I
guess he didn't know
that
you took out the water
last week to clean
it.
He hit
the bottom of the pool
and I
think he's dead."
***Long
Pause***
***Longer
Pause***
***Even Longer
Pause***
Then Daddy
says,
"Swimming pool?
Is
this
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| pay your bill
Once upon a time lived a beautiful
Queen with voluptuous
breasts.
Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over
the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would
be death should he try to touch them, but he had to
try.
One day Nick revealed his secret
desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, the King's chief Doctor.
Horatio thought about this and said that he could arrange for Nick to more
than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange
it.
Without pause Nick readily agreed to the scheme. The next day,
Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into
the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the
itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to The Royal
Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the King And Queen
that only a
special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this
type of itch; and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick would
work as the antidote to cure the
itch.
The King quickly summoned Nick.
Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for the itching powder, which
he put into his mouth; and for the next four hours, Nick worked
passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts. The
Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick left satisfied and
hailed as a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Nick
found Horatio demanding his payment Of 1,000 gold coins. With his
obsession now satisfied, Nick couldn't have cared less; and, knowing that
Horatio could never report this matter to the King, and with a laugh
told him to get lost.
The next day, Horatio slipped a
massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's underwear. The
King immediately summoned
Nick.
The moral of the story - Pay your
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| On call last nitePretty terrible even though I was able to catch 2 hours for sleep. Not quite capable to admit cases, only the blood taking and ward complaints had killed me basically. Gotta devise some sorts of schemes to speed up my work and work out a way to prioritize things. Hope the docs and nurses will forgive for my slowness in doing all these days especially we are all so fresh and just began internship....
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| Preinternship block-on call last niteThis entire week was supposed to be spent soley for preinternship, yet having quite a number of supposed-to-be useful orientation programmes in Prince of Wales Hospital, kinda depriving my time spending in getting a hand-on in North District Hospital, the one I'm gonna to spend my first rotation in surgery at. Great to have the house officier, JOEY YIU (hehee) who taught EVERY survival tactics including doing all the drips, ABGs, cases admission blahblahblah, be friends wif the bossess in wards-the nursessss, hopefully i could cope well with the coming 9 clinical cases on my first on-call day. Still better start reading some books before doing the real duty.
Oh yea on the first day i met her, she brought me to the common room and played Wii with the other docs..lol..and had the McDonalds (free lunch, thanks Dr. Shirley and Dr. Tam =) )..real fun esp having all the faces of the docs in teams in the games..lol
On call last night, NDH's pretty good hospital so far, most ppl are soo willing to teach and help, not much work to do and the pager won't keep calling til u're bothered to death. Still i am quite mentally and physically exhausted after a night's work.
Rite, gotta work hard for this block, god bless me =)
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| back home
spent my last day in spain shopping around, feel the vibrance of the city, strolled through the lanes and recesses.
right now i'm sitting at my work station back home, Hong Kong, planning wat to do tmr, no more day excursions, sightseeings, food hunting, but gotta prepare for my coming graduation dinner, pre-internship block, filling in all the forms I have just found piling up my desk. right here I'm back to reality, with loads of unforeseen workloads overwhelming me, gotta get ready and embrace it with joy and to get my next trip ready (hope so..kakaa)
Here's the flamingo show in sevilla
Pics taken in Spain posted: http://community.webshots.com/user/jenn_mak_6
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