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Wednesday, October 01, 2008

  • A new addition to my classroom

    Well guess what, as of tomorrow, I (Sarah) have a little Canadian boy in my class. His mother is Korean and his dad is Canadian, and they're in Korea for about six months on business. He's only three, and basically speaks only English. I'm soo excited. I can actually understand everything he says. So cool. Will be a challenge though, since he's two years younger than all my other little kids. Amazing to see a child that small using English that perfectly...not sure the kids will know what to do with it.

    On a less exciting note, the air bears the promise of another Korean winter, our bunny is getting very very large indeed, and the exchange rate is horrible.

Monday, September 01, 2008

  • Newsy update

    Sooo its a lovely rainy day...and here's a nice newsy update. Matthew and I have started new schedules where we are both teaching half days and studying the other half. Matthew has already started his program and is swamped with reading, and I'm hoping to start in October. I really love the new schedule. Teaching little kids is so much more fun when you're not doing it 40ish hours a week. Sooo much more fun.

    This weekend we're going to see the Korean version of My Fair Lady, which should be truly interesting. The whole basis for the play is the story of a young lady learning to speak English properly, so how exactly they're going to communicate that idea, along with the humor, to a Korean audience, I'm not entirely certain. 

    On another note, everyone should get down on their knees right now and thank God for giving them Lowe's and Home Depot. Last week we tore out the threshold of our bathroom because underneath a thin layer of concrete (forming a hump so water supposedly can't get out of the bathroom) it was entirely rotted and growing large bugs which aren't allowed in my house. After ripping it out we discovered that underneath was a layer of dirt, rocks and basically rubble. Very interesting construction. So what to do with that...after scavenging around Matthew found a granite slab in a trash heap beside the road (they make everything out of granite - curbs, everything). This filled it nicely accept for about a two inch gap. In the absence of any concrete that doesn't involve hiring a professional (again, a national trait) we discovered that if you cover grout with a few layers of nail polish it stands up to the elements (or the shower-stall-lacking bathroom) brilliantly. The things I never knew...

    Besides that, we are healthy, happy and doing very well. I'm so glad that we're here for another year, I think it's going to be so good.

Sunday, August 17, 2008

  • Did you know...

    I learned the most interesting thing today. Apparently, in Korea it is currently illegal for a doctor to reveal the gender of an unborn child. In fact they can spend a long time in jail if they do. This is because historically this society favors sons over daughters, and therefore daughters are more likely to be aborted. This law is currently being challenged however, because people say that it is no longer that big a problem and that not knowing is unconstitutional. So, random fact for the day...

Sunday, August 10, 2008

  • New camera...pictures pictures pictures

    Yay, we have a new camera. Forthcoming shall be many asundry pictures, hopefully increasing in quality and providing amusement and happiness to all. It makes us very happy :).

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    Matthew's first picture, experiementing with focus and such. Pretty cool.

     

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    The flowers outside Matthew's house.

     

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    The tiles on our roof.

     

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    Guess what it is? Matthew's work.

     

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    Also Matthew's work. Random but cool...

     

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    View from our rooftop.

     

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    Kimchi/everything pots on our roof.

     

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    The old man who has a wee little store right next to our house. He smiles and waves at us and I am sure is very amused at us most of the time.

     

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    Matthew's favorite bear.

     

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    Sarah's random but cool picture of Matthew's living room.

     

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    Couldn't decide which one...so I put them all...he's sooo cute...

    Wow, so that was a lot of pictures...and this is only the beginning...

Sunday, August 03, 2008

  • Eureka!

    I think I've finally figured it out.  As all of you who have actually read this know, my collar bone was broken a while back.  However, I've always been a little puzzled as to how it happened.  To those of you that I've told the story to, I kept saying, "I thought I had it.  Right when I thought i was safe I went flying through the air ...."   I was puzzled enough by this, that a week and a half after I broke it (still too soon for that amount of walking) we went to the spot where it happened and I looked for something on the road that could explain it.  I concluded that perhaps my tire got stuck in a small groove in the pavement.  After going home and riding my father's bike, I told him something I had long suspected, that Korean bike's brakes are backwards.  The right lever does not go to the rear brake, it goes to the front.  This is challenging, but not an excuse for me as I'd been riding my Korean bike for many months.  What is nasty though, is that the cheap bikes (or maybe all straight handle-bar bikes) are backwards -- they have the right brake going to the front brake, but on road bikes the opposite is true.  Road bikes are the same as they are in America, the right brake goes to the rear brake.  This is nasty.  Hence, right when I thought I was safe, I added a little more rear brake just to be safe --which was actually the front brake (or perhaps I was finally moving slow enough) and over the handle bars I went.  That was the first extreme braking situation I was in so I hadn't noticed the difference.  I had just chocked up the slightly weird feeling the brakes gave me as being a new, extremely different bike than I was used to. 

    So-- technically speaking, I can chalk up my broken collarbone to Korean weirdness or ineptitude--depending on how charitable I feel.

    I'm not sure whether to be pleased I have a good excuse, or angry that it was such a stupid thing that caused the break, and months of pain, awkwardness, weakness, and a sizable bump that drives me crazy when wearing a seatbelt.  The car driver didn't help any either.


    PS My bike is not OK either.  I've got the new pedals on and a new unbroken seat on.  But the front dereallieur is all out of whack, and something is wrong with the rear hub, cassette, spokes ???  I'm currently debating on whether to try fixin it myself or how and where I'd go to get it fixed.  The bike store I bought it from is too far to ride it there in its current condition and I'm not sure how the local ones would deal with it.  Oh well.

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

  • Life with George

    Life with George is not easy.  There are a lot of normal, simple, and mundane things you cannot do with George.  Here is a short list.

    Washing of hands -- Its really hard to wash just one hand well and George prevents me from stretching the other hand far enough to reach the sink
    Writing -- Usually we write with both hands touching our writing medium, it tends to slide around if not
    Reading  -- Two main problems with this: A) Only one hand can hold the book. B) You have to bend over, however slightly, to look at the book.  This gets painful.
    Showering -- This one is very sad, because it tends to make you avoid showers and smell funny.  You have to take the brace off to shower.  This means that George is not supported and George is a wimp.  So, it feels like your arm, and shoulder, are going to pull out of your body and slowly slide downwards pulling ligaments and tendons, piece by piece, out of your body until your dismembered flesh lies on the floor.  Also, its hard to wash.
    Carry anything         -- Often requires two hands.  And even if not, everything you pick up is supported by your shoulders.  So all the weight eventually goes to George, no matter which hand, and this is sad.
    Opening bottles      --  Hard to do one handed.  Tis' difficult to grab the top and the bottle at the same time while pushing opposite directions with the same hand.
    Straighten papers
        -- Oddly enough, this really requires two hands.  It can be a most frustrating endeavor.
    Putting on Clothes 
      -- Just hard, pretty obvious
    Using the bathroom
    -- Also not described
    Umbrellas
                   -- Closing them without getting wet gets interesting.
    Typing 
                      -- Yup
    Sneezing                -- Not difficult, just avoided with the greatest dread.
    Bus Trips               -- We of the public transit have this problem.  Bus trips are bumpy, hence it feels like someone is hitting George; this is particularly true when sitting.  While standing you have to hold on with one hand which supports your weight going in all different directions, refer to the "Carry anything" section.  Also you have to scan your card with one hand while holding onto the bus with the other.  This is difficult when you only have one hand.
    Reaching stuff 
           -- Its actually kinda funny.  I have this huge pile of stuff on my right side and nothing on my  left.  The reason?  Because i can't move my arm away from my body.  This means the TV  remote could be lying three inches from me but I can't get it.  I'd have to sit up -- very painful -- turn around and pick it up with my right hand and then lay back down again -- also painful.  Also, anything that requires any stretching, let me repeat - any stretching, to  reach is not recommended.
    Sitting 
                       -- This involves settling your shoulders into what ever chair you are in.  If your shoulders don't move this tends to be uncomfortable.
    Standing 
                   -- Standing requires your arms and shoulders to take their own weight, this is painful.
    Lying down
               --  If the surface is not perfectly flat, including beds, it causes your shoulders to hunch up and your arm to lie at a slightly upward angle; this is painful.
    Eating                   
    -- This is done while standing, sitting, or lying down; its a bad start.  One handed eating, particularly from the least painful position, lying down, is very tricksy.

    Of an interesting side note.  The brace that keeps George from self-destructing is incredibly annoying.  It rubs, itches, smells, bruises my armpits (yes that is as uncomfortable as it sounds), and worst of all, it causes my neck and back to cramp.  I have had problems with my neck since rugby, and this dang thing aggravates it to the point of driving me insane -- or preventing sleep.  So the cure is sometimes worse than the injury.

    However, I'm doing a lot better.  I've been at work all week and I can now move my arm.  Its really cool. 

    Two pictures to reward your diligence.



    I wondered how my bike had no damage and I had lots -- here's the secret.  One more view.




    It landed upside down on the seat.  And the back right of the seat has crushed downwards in a similar fashion to my left clavicle.  Thank goodness only the seat died. 

    Adios one and all,
    Thanks for your prayers.

    PS  Pics of the massive bump on my shoulder are forthcoming.  Hope they come out well.

    PPS  Despite the previous, I would still recommend a broken collar bone to having menengitis--in case you get a choice one day.

Saturday, June 07, 2008

  • Well, we now have two new additions to our family. One, a beautiful new air conditioner!! Yay and yay. Now we can sleep during the summer...pictures so you can appreciate its beauty...

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    Two, a beautiful new bicycle. Happy birthday Matthew. His first road bike. He's been logging a lot of miles on his other bike and looking at road bikes for a long long time...this is the kind that actually shifts when you want it to, has drop bars, should last forever, etc etc. Yay and yay again.

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    And did I mention light? So while all those bozos are hauling both their carcasses and their deadweight mountain bikes up the road I'm floating right past.

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    Did I mention light? Notice the one finger...

    Its a lot faster.

    There was this stretch of road that was a steady uphill - not a painful uphill but a steady uphill - and normally I go about 16 mph. On my way home from the bike shop I really had no idea how fast I was going, so I decided to time myself. And I found out that I was going almost 24 mph on the same stretch of road. Pretty cool, huh?

    While I've been in Korea I've experienced a lot of new things. Many people who don't speak English, octopus that is still wriggling while you eat it, first trip to a hospital, working with millions of little kids, and now I've added a new first. It was an exciting experience. I have known many people who have done this, and now I have joined the ranks.

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    Did I mention that I was going uphill at 24 mph? Well, this time I was going down this same hill, because I thought I could go very fast that way. I think I succeeded. But I'm not sure, because my timing got interrupted. A car turned right in front of me, with no signal and no warning. Poor little Matthew teacher, who was going at least 30 - 35 mph, did not have much space. But he managed to stop without hitting the car. Unfortunately, he stopped by going over the handle bars and sliding down the road. This is a very fast way of stopping. However, this leads to what is known as the cyclists injury - a broken collarbone. Yes, I have now broken a bone. The big three is now the big one. I had never been in a hospital, never had stitches and never broken a bone. Now, after 11 months in Korea, I've just never had stitches. Knock on wood.

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    This is two hospital visits and several hours later. We were waiting for the high-tech equipment and the highly-trained doctors to become available. They have a fun machine for setting bones. One guy puts his knee in your back and pulls on straps around your shoulders as hard as he can, and the other one pushes on the bone which is protruding out of your chest, and jumps up and down, until 20 seconds later something goes "pop!" Then you let out a slight squawk, take a deep breath, and say, "Wasn't that fun?" Lets not do that again. So yes. I got my new bike and promptly, the next day, broke my collarbone while riding it. You may laugh, and right now I won't even hit you for doing it. Because I don't think I can.

     P.S. Thank you for Sarah for writing the last part, because I can't type. I am now going to get a fork so that I can scratch my arm because my collarbone and shoulder strap won't let me reach. Goodbye.

     

     

     

Sunday, June 01, 2008

  • USA here we come!!

    Well, great and exciting news. We have officially purchased tickets to visit the US for a summer vacation. Soooo excited. Below is the tentative itinerary of our travels. Anyone and everyone who lies in our path, please do let us know and we'd really love to see you. We're so excited!!!

    Potential and Tentative Itinerary of Joss Family Fun, Inc. Good 'ol USA Tour 2008

    July 18 -- Land in Roanoke, VA

    18 - 21 -- Roanoke
    21 - 23 or 24 -- Dayton, TN
    23 or 24 - 25 or 26 --Winston-Salem, NC
    25 or 26 - 31 --Elisabeth City, NC
    31 -- Back to Roanoke

    August 1 - Fly away, away, away

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

  • Hi

    Well, the end story for the few that are uninformed; we are planning on staying at the same school for another year.  Instead of both of us working full time, both of us will work part time.  Sarah will work with the kindergarteners in the morning and I will work with elementary kids in the afternoon.  It's a pretty good deal actually.  We are both planning on working on grad school during our spare time.  Yay for plans.  Ross came and went, check his xanga if you are curious.  My family came and went, it was wonderful.  The mission symposium was great--more on that later.  And i have been modding my bicycle.  yup.  Somethings never change.

    Ain't she a beaut?  I figure that Koreans need to see some redneck ingenuity sometime.


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