My wife and I have been playing a lot of tennis lately. It's fun. I'm Gay. I love marriage. Here is a picture of the Joplin Spook Light. I would really like to go see it sometime this summer. I just finished student teaching and now I need a job. Johhny Dare can kiss my cubicles!

Meatloaf meatloaf meatloaf meatloaf meatloaf meatloaf. I once won a Meatloaf album at a pizza dance. What is sad is the fact that I now look like Meatloaf. Both kinds of meatloaf. mmmmmmmm depression!

Hey everybody hows it going? Mark your calendars, wednesday March 8th at the Westport Coffee House we'll be showing our new movie Dale's Still Dead. It's a real doozie. Can you say hotdogs! hahahhahhahah oprahhh!

Well I think we all know what happened on January 29th 1861. That's right, Kansas became a state and she's about to turn 145. I miss celebrating Kansas Day. except for when my teachers made us make jayhawks. Oh the ku kids loved it but boy did i want to murder them with lots of gunshots to the face. I would stay up all night dreaming of how I would murder my ku friends. It was so fun. My mom and dad put me in a hospital for a while and I got somewhat better. Kids today probably don't even  know what Kansas day is. Thanks a lot Jerry Seinfeld. I hate kids.Bye

Well guys I've only been married for a few days and I'm allready pregnant. No more nachos! If you no what I mean! haha hehe hohoh poop!