Dating is a TCP connection:

SYN - Hey, let's go out!
SYN ACK - Let's go out? Ok, let's go out!
ACK - We're going out 

At this point during the process, an understanding has been established, and real communication can begin:

GET / HTTP/1.1 - One party in the conversation clearly wants to "get" some. Alternatively, the HEAD method can be used.

This can elicit a variety of responses, both favorable and unfavorable:

200 OK - This is an ideal response 
100 Continue - Oh yes, more!

Sometimes you get errors:

404 Not Found - Clearly, you want something that isn't there. Perhaps you're dating a transsexual?
302 Redirect - "This is my friend Suzie, she wants to play..."
403 Forbidden - C0ckblocked
401 Unauthorized - Religious fanatic, requires marriage or worse.
503 Service Unavailable - It's that time of the month... damn
500 Internal Server Error - She's preggers...

Of course, there's also the breakup:

If the breakup is graceful and mutual, the connection is terminated on both sides with mutual FIN and ACKs, but if it's not, say for example one side wanted HEAD and got a 401 response, the connection could be RST.

Words to live by?

"Life is like a tree. For every question there are multiple answers and for every answer there are many new questions, like the branches of a tree. I prefer to let the tree grow and can accept the fact that as a human there is much more to reality than what I can possibly know or understand and I choose to be a monkey swinging from branch to branch. Religion is like a chainsaw that cuts the tree at the trunk. Once the ultimate answer is there (God) then the questions do not even need to be asked and you have a stump to sit down on which is the easiest way out."

Modern art is a joke.  Pure junk.  If anything, all it really shows is that you have some sort of connection to some art critic somewhere and only pompous and elitist art-ninnies would like modern art.

Who the hell in their right mind would buy this for 11.5 million?

I think I see a monkey with some random paint dripped and thrown around onto the canvas.  I understand that you're buying a piece of history for this painting but, please.....

A quote from a good friend:

"The reason modern art exists is so that "art lovers" can put their nose in the air and tell the rest of us who think it's stupid how we're inferior to them, and that if we were their equal we'd understand.

It's mental masturbation."

Take the Online Dating Personality Quiz at Dating Diversions

Also, I find out with the Myers-Briggs thing! (click the Myers Briggs link to take the test and see what you are)  that I'm an ESTJ

I am:

• slightly expressed extrovert
  
• moderately expressed sensing personality
  
• moderately expressed thinking personality
  
• moderately expressed judging personality

The Portrait of the Supervisor (eStJ)

Supervisor Guardians are squarely on the side of rules and procedures, and they can be quite serious about seeing to it that others toe the mark—or else face the consequences. They do not hesitate to give their stamp of approval, nor do they withhold their directions or suggestions for improvement. Like seasoned, stalwart umpires, Supervisors will set their jaw and make the call on anyone who steps up to bat. They even feel obligated to do so, and they’re sometimes surprised when others don’t seem grateful for being set straight.

Comprising at least ten percent of the population, Supervisors go by experience and that is what counts, not speculation and experimentation, and certainly not fantasy. They keep their feet firmly on the ground and make sure that those under their supervision do the same, whether employee, subordinate, offspring, or spouse. If others wish to fool around and daydream, fine, as long as they do it on their own time—which means after the job is done. But if they fritter away their time while on duty, they should not be surprised when the Supervisor calls them on the carpet. The top sergeant will not put up with such nonsense.

Supervisors are gregarious and civic-minded, and are usually key players of their community. They are generous with their time and energy, and very often belong to a variety of groups, supporting them through steady attendance, but also taking a vocal leadership role. Indeed, membership groups of all kinds attract Supervisors like magnets, perhaps because membership satisfies in some degree their need to maintain the stability of social institutions. Like all the Guardians, Supervisors worry a good deal about society falling apart, morality decaying, standards being undermined, traditions being lost, and they do all they can to preserve and to extend the institutions that embody social order. Supervisors are so in tune with the established institutions and ways of behaving within those institutions, that they have a hard time understanding those who might wish to abandon or radically change them.

Also:

Profile: ESTJ
Revision: 3.0
Date of Revision: 26 Feb 2005

Every right-minded man has a philosophy of life, whether he knows it or not. Hidden away in his mind are certain governing principles, whether he formulates them in words or not, which govern his life. Surely his ideal ought to be to contribute all that he can, however little it may be, whether of money or service, to human progress.
--John D. Rockefeller, Random Reminiscences of Men and Events

ESTJs thrive on order and continuity. Being extraverted, their focus involves organization of people, which translates into supervision. While ENTJs enjoy organizing and mobilizing people according to their own theories and tactically based agendas, ESTJs are content to enforce "the rules," often dictated by tradition or handed down from a higher authority.

ESTJs are joiners. They seek out like-minded companions in clubs, civic groups, churches and other service organizations. The need for belonging is woven into the fiber of SJs. The family likewise is a central focus for ESTJs, and attendance at such events as weddings, funerals and family reunions is obligatory.

Tradition is important to the ESTJ. Holidays, birthdays and other annual celebrations are remembered and observed often religiously by this type. The ESTJ is inclined to seek out his roots, to trace the family heritage back to honored ancestors both for a sense of family respectability and for a sense of security and belonging.

Service, the tangible expression of responsibility, is another key focus for ESTJs. They love to provide and to receive good service. The ESTJ merchant who provides dependable service has done much to enhance her self image.

ESTJs have an acute sense for orthodoxy. Much of their evaluation of persons and activities reflects their strong sense of what is "normal" and what isn't. ESTJ humor is frequently centered around something or someone being off center or behaving abnormally.

ESTJs promote the work ethic. Power, position and prestige should be worked for and earned. Laziness is rarely viewed with ambivalence nor benevolence by this type.

Some men can make decisions and some cannot. Some men fret and delay under criticism. I used to have a saying¹ that applies here, and I note that some people have picked it up.
--Harry S. Truman, Mr. Citizen
¹"If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen."

The ESTJ is outspoken, a person of principles, which are readily expressed. The ESTJ is not afraid to stand up for what she believes is right even in the face of overwhelming odds. ESTJs are able to make the tough calls.

Occupations attracting ESTJs include teaching, coaching, banking, political office, and management at all levels.

Functional Analysis:

Extraverted Thinking

ESTJs are very good at making impersonal decisions quickly, and standing by those decisions. They live in their Extraverted Thinking functioning, thus, their prime directive is in discovering that which is true and logical in the events of the real world. Circumstances calling for product invite the ESTJ to supervise or direct other individuals toward production and productivity. Extraverts are attracted to the "object," the external things and people in observable reality. This bent translates into a natural interest in goods and material objects.

Introverted Sensing

The secondary Introverted Sensing is like that of the ISTJ, but not as strong. Si provides practical form and concept data to the Te head, however, form is not the overriding principle, especially if Thinking has already decided. In times of need, ESTJs are tempted to overlook even necessary information if its absence impedes closure. Secondary sensing sometimes translates into interest in sports. The persistence of primary Thinking gives many ESTJs a desire for discipline and regimen which can be beneficial in skills development in the arena.

Extraverted iNtuition

As the ESTJ matures, and as situations arise which call for suspension of criticism, Extraverted iNtuition is allowed to play. Under the leadership of the Te function, iNtuition gravitates toward the discovery of broad categories which at worst amount to stereotypes. Those ESTJs who hone their Ne abilities may find success in academia. (I've encountered ESTJs whose Ne overshadows the auxiliary Si function--for whatever reason--to the extent that there is an appearance of NT radical geekism.)

Introverted Feeling

This function may rarely be expressed. ESTJs who have cultivated, or have been blessed with, a "natural indirect expression of good will by inference," have great prospects of developing genuine friendships (as opposed to ESTJs who merely act out the behavior of Extraverted Feeling). Such a weak, introverted function is best observed in facial expression, eye contact, body language, and verbally only by implication.

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