As you can see below, someone has it in for your truly. Whoever this person is, I don't think they are joking and I am VERY scared. I mean, I LOVE bulgolgi! What kind of monster would threaten to take something so dear away from me!? I may have to lay low for a while, I think this person may be closer than even I can imagine! If anyone knows of any clues or if there are any cute girls out there who can offer protection, please post in the comments section. This may be the last time I post...I REGRET NOTHING!!***

***If you are Keo Rim, I was totally kidding about the whole regretting nothing thing. I just said it to try to sound like a tough guy to impress the chicks. I am SO SORRY, please don't take my bulgolgi, I'll do anything!!!

URGENT UPDATE!!!

Hello my new friends, tonite I come to you in fear for my life. I think this letter that was lying on my bed when I came home from work will explain everything...

Xanga

Right now Reo is at work and has no idea that I am launching this site. I will post the picture of her reaction when she discovers that I have infiltrated her secret xanga world...should be priceless! 

Reo's Mean Story of the Week:

This week, Reo took me to the Korean grocery. I was fascinated by all of the different foods and especially intruiged by the mysterious meat known as bulgolgi. For those of you who don't know, bulgolgi is a delicious traditional Korean dish that is high in both protein and essential fatty acids. Apparently, Reo was very upset because, in my naivete and ignorance, I greeted the shopkeep with a freindly "Mooshi Mooshie". Regrettably, it was only well AFTER this erroneous outburst that Reo chose to inform me that this was not only a Japanese greeting, but also only used when answering the phone. Needless to say, the shopkeep was extremely perplexed and might have been scared, he was difficult to read. Like I said, Reo must have been secretly very upset by my unfortunate outburst and decided to get revenge in the most secretive, sinister manner possible. Later that night, I was just about to turn in when the craving for bulgolgi hit me like a mack truck. I went into Reo's room and asked her if the bulgolgi was pre-cooked, and she responded with a resounding "YES". All too trustingly, I went into the kitchen and heaped a huge pile of the meat onto a plate. I proceeded to devour the bulgolgi with vigor and with such enjoyment previously known only to the Greek gods. I went to bed satisfied and with renewed hope for the future. The bulgolgi feast had truly shown me that all was right in the world...or was it???

TO BE CONTINUED...