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read my profile sign my guestbook Name: LJ Country: United States State: Michigan Metro: Grand Rapids Gender: Male Interests: Ashley and GOD and friends,girls,weird words, Expertise: ART,and Love Occupation: Artist Industry: Entertainment Message: message meEmail: email me Website: visit my website Member Since: 8/27/2005

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Tuesday, February 20, 2007

	I Love Tacos
	9:34 AM - 12 eprops - 21 comments - email it

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

im fucked

hello all my peeps if you are all wondering what the fuck happend to me
i got arested again. It was a good thing I haed a friend come and get me
she is so awsome her name is jenni she is 17. no im not dating her just really good friends
but now im looking at being homeless i need some help me and my brother chris we both have jobs
and we r going to need a place to stay at the end of the month. please contact us we are at franklyn mills apartments on plainfield behind mijersor contact my mother at 248-4180. ask for terri.

your loving friend L.J.

12:57 AM - 8 eprops - 13 comments - email it

Monday, November 13, 2006

Stereo Types our Wonderfull World Lives By:

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be fast.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NIGGA so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be "evil" and not have any morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I have a small cock!

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I HAVE BiG BOOBS SO I MUST BE A HOE

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, o I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm from California, so i must be a stuck up rich bitch

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

Im a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction

Im a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl i see is hot.

I'm ASIAN so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly

I dress like a thug so i must be one.

I broke his/her heart so i must be a bad person.

3:13 AM - 6 eprops - 6 comments - email it

Saturday, July 22, 2006

wazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzup every one im doing good tina i wanted to tell u that u were right and im an idiot P.C. is an asshole and i hope he gets his ass kicked. i dont know how long it will be before i see every one again but im in Lake City right now but i love u all and miss every one im afraid if i come back right now i might kill P.C. 's stupid ass and end up in jail so every one that reads this Philip Erwin is a lying asshole and he will fuck u over any way he can trust me on this one he did it to me

L.J.

7:39 PM - 16 eprops - 26 comments - email it

Friday, June 30, 2006

DONT WRITE TO LJ @ THAT ADDRESS ANYMORE IT IS OK TO POST YOUR COMMENTS NOW CAUSE AS SOON AS HE GETS TO A COMPUTER HE WILL ANSWER YOU BACK AND THAT WILL BE PRETTY SOON.....THINGS WORKED OUT WELL FOR HIM....THANKYOU FOR YOUR THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS ....HE SENDS HIS LOVE AND SMILES TO ALL.....

~TERRI~(LJ's MOM)

PS JOKES WILL BE ON THE WAY PRETTY SOON!!

9:59 AM - 4 eprops - 2 comments - email it

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