Weekend Update with John King

Hey Kids, thought i'd just give everyone an update.  In chronological order:

1.  My esteemed buddy Eugene is gonna be living in my building.  That kicks ass.  We will throw raging parties in our studios.  You're all invited. 

2.  Vacation in St Thomas for a week, which was awesome.  Sad to be back. 

3.  I saw a man at the gym on saturday in the locker room blow drying his chest hair.  That was a first.

4.  I'm gonna go camping in 2 weeks.  Never really been camping before.  My biggest fear......pooping in the woods.  In my head, it just seems like it would be messy.

5.  All the money i won previously from betting on UFC, i lost betting on IFL and Bodogfights.  Moral of the story:  Don't bet on fights when u don't know anything about the fighters.  Back to only UFC fights.