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Name: Patrick
Country: Bolivia
Birthday: 12/28/1986
Gender: Male
Interests: Watching and listening to people, occasionally making pun and fart jokes, listening to girls just TALK...and no girls you are not people, you are aliens! God will never leave my mind, agonizingly interesting.
Expertise: Ironic failure among many others
Occupation: Retired
Industry: Nonprofit
Message: message me
Member Since:
5/20/2004
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Hello Ladies!!!!
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| Hallo dere, it's been a month since I updated. I hope you all are not angry with me for being time deffective and or lazy. If I said I've been going through a lot I would probably be lying so I'll probably just say I guess xanga hasn't been that appealing. I mean, it is when I'm reading your sites but when I have to type my own....why!...that contradicts enjoying yourself! Having to think of shtuff to say...GAY....woah, felt like Dr. Seuss for a second ANYWAY, I think I once again managed to type a lot without really saying anything at all. Man, I AM good. I miss you all. I can't wait till summer when I can give all of you unsupervised hugs out of school and somewhere sweltering hot with a pool full of KY Jelly, yeah, that last part put the perv in pervert. I'm kidding of course. I just can't wait to graduate and be a free bird. Tied down to nothing...except my overly demanding friends. | | |
| Just Kiddin' Jarred, You're funny man. You can make fun of my...well, good luck. | | |
| HEllo my readers,
Your Pulutzersingerdinger prize winning writer is back like a vertebrae! And guess what? No more lame jokes. So, I had the play and It was cool. I'd say the coolest part of the night was divulged during the illegal activities session(s) that K Diggity and I enjoyed. That Kev ClarkE for all you who don't now him by my special name for him. For all the desperate ladies out there I have to apologize, I'm still with Hannah...Weaver that is. And for all of you whom I pretty much consider my life support system when it comes to fiscal and nourishmental necessities, I might get a job from seven in the morning till three in the afternoon at a coffee shop somehwere in Wichita. I forgot the name. So, I'm going to buy a big motorcycle. Jenny. That's a good name.Oh well, come see the gay play featuring Jarred Condreay and his 5 year old nephew's voice as Father O'Sullivan. I hope that didn't offend any 5 year olds. | | |
| Dudes, I'm such a loser. I hang out at the bean scene for hours sometimes. That is qualification enough to be a coffee bean, if you're not getting paid. I guess I'm a loser cause I'm so nice to Hannah, trying to keep her entertained all night; at the bean scene anyway. I can't wait till I'm out of high school, then all the fucking proportions on peoples drama level will chill out and everyone can just not be doing what it is they are doing now which is so pathetic. However, therein lies the dilemma. I just blew my problem with people who have problems, way gay out of proportion. What a glaring contradiction, wouldn't you agree? Of course you would. Oh yea, for the record, I am currently at the bean scene. | | |
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