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| <!START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE><table><tr><td colspan="2" align="center"><b><i>The Best Of Me</i></b></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" valign="top" align="center"><b>.:Basics:.</b></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Your Name::</td><td align="left">Joshua Stephen May </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Nickname(s)::</td><td align="left">Uh.... Josh, Spidey, Pedejo </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Were You Named After Anything::</td><td align="left">Joshua in the Bible... who is the man! </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">If you were of the opposite sex, what was your name going to be::</td><td align="left">Jessica </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Birthday::</td><td align="left">Sept. 21 , 1985 </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Age::</td><td align="left">21 </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Gender::</td><td align="left">Male </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Location::</td><td align="left">Currently Knoxville, TN </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Eye Color::</td><td align="left">Greenish with a little brown sugar inside </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Hairr Color::</td><td align="left">brownish with a little green sugar inside (just kidding) </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Height::</td><td align="left">5'9" </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Piercings::</td><td align="left">none </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Tattoos::</td><td align="left">I want a lil spider -- but not yet </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Righty or Lefty:</td><td align="left">Righty's rule </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Siblings::</td><td align="left">two: a bro and a sis </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Pets::</td><td align="left">two doggies! dead sugar glider, fish </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" valign="top" align="center"><b>.:Favorites:.</b></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Color::</td><td align="left">green, blue, black </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Restaurant::</td><td align="left">Applebee's, McDonald's </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Band::</td><td align="left">Dont' really have a favorite </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Song::</td><td align="left">Once Before I Go, Music of the Night, Open Road Song </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Store::</td><td align="left">Hollister I guess, Walmart's a keeper too </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Genre::</td><td align="left">comedy? action? I don't know. </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Vacation Spot::</td><td align="left">any camping location, preferably the mountain </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Animal::</td><td align="left">DOGGIE! and monkeys </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Month::</td><td align="left">I like the snow so Feburary, but then I like the hotness of July </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Holiday::</td><td align="left">Christmas </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Food::</td><td align="left">Mashed Potatoes! </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Drink::</td><td align="left">Coke/ Pepsi </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" valign="top" align="center"><b>.:This or That:.</b></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Black or White::</td><td align="left">Black </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Coffee or Cappuccino::</td><td align="left">neither </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Lake or River::</td><td align="left">River </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Pool or Beach::</td><td align="left">Beach... longs walks on the beach, that sort of thing wins out over laying on hot pavement anyday </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Hotdog or Hamburger::</td><td align="left">both, but not at the same time unless I'm really hungry </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Vanilla or Chocolate::</td><td align="left">uh, both... at the same time </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Orange or Apple::</td><td align="left">apple </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" valign="top" align="center"><b>.:What Do You Use:.</b></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Shampoo::</td><td align="left">Head and Shoulders </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Bodywash::</td><td align="left">none </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Perfume/Cologne::</td><td align="left">addidas moves </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Conditioner::</td><td align="left">2 in 1 shampoo (Head and Shoulders) </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Razor::</td><td align="left">uh...... electric? </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Lotion::</td><td align="left">I want some... hook me up! </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Toothpaste::</td><td align="left">Colgate Total Whitening </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Hair Product::</td><td align="left">gel occassionally otherwise... a hat </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" valign="top" align="center"><b>.:At This Very Moment:.</b></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">What are you wearing::</td><td align="left">shoozies, blue jeans, my blue plaid button up shirt, and my 'Irish Rocks' hat </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">What are you listening to::</td><td align="left">Salsa </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Who are you talking to::</td><td align="left">no one <sadly> </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Describe your mood::</td><td align="left">energetic, happy, determined to do something today (only I don't know what yet) </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">What else are you doing::</td><td align="left">thinking about my girl and blowing my nose </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">What do you see out your window::</td><td align="left">other half of my house, neighbor's house, part of the street </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">What time is it::</td><td align="left">12:37pm </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">What do you wish you were doing::</td><td align="left">taking my girl out to eat at Johnny Rockets in Nashville </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" valign="top" align="center"><b>.:The Group of Friends... which of you (including you) are...:.</b></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Most Trustworthy::</td><td align="left">Chris Vaughn </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Funniest::</td><td align="left">either Chris or Lorea </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Best Listener::</td><td align="left">me </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Ditziest::</td><td align="left">teehee... Lorea at times </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Most serious::</td><td align="left">Waggles, me <at times> </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Shyest::</td><td align="left">LOREA </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Boy/Girl Crazy::</td><td align="left">My Brother </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Loudest::</td><td align="left">Ben, my cousin </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Hyperest::</td><td align="left">Ben, Jacob, Lorea (in that order) </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Most Out-Going::</td><td align="left">Me, Chris </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Most Reserved::</td><td align="left">Law </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">The Newest Groupie::</td><td align="left">I don't know, I don't have a groupie </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">The Oldest Groupie::</td><td align="left">Me, my bro, and Ben </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Most Intelligent::</td><td align="left">my dad, then (some say) me </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Craziest::</td><td align="left">Lorea, me, Jonathan Garrett when he's hyper </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Spontaneous::</td><td align="left">Lorea </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Worriful::</td><td align="left">I'm pretty wonderful, I mean, worriful </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Pesstimisitic::</td><td align="left">Wag </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Optimisitc::</td><td align="left">ME! </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Toughest::</td><td align="left">me, my dad </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Quietest::</td><td align="left">dad </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" valign="top" align="center"><b>.:Do You Consider Yourself:.</b></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Easily Jealous::</td><td align="left">hardly </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Spontaneous::</td><td align="left">reasonably.... LOOK AT THAT BUTTERFLY! LET'S CATCH IT! </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Out-Going::</td><td align="left">yep, it's that or going-out </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Adventurous::</td><td align="left">a bit, now could you point in the general direction of a kickass cave I could explore? </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Boy/Girl Crazy::</td><td align="left">I like to flirt, but not really </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Attractive::</td><td align="left">looks wise: a bit </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">A Follower::</td><td align="left">more than I'd like to be </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Creative::</td><td align="left">not really </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Fun::</td><td align="left">you know it baby! </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Energetic::</td><td align="left">Whoohoo, daddy, let's get this fun train a rollin! </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Funny::</td><td align="left">I try </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">A Bad Influence::</td><td align="left">No, not at all </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">A Role Model To Some::</td><td align="left">I believe so </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" valign="top" align="center"><b>.:Have You Ever:.</b></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Kissed A Stranger::</td><td align="left">yep... and I get hasseled for it occassionally </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Slept Outside::</td><td align="left">when camping </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Been On Stage::</td><td align="left">in middle school and elementary school </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Been To The Hospital::</td><td align="left">Oh, yeah..... </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Been In A Wreck::</td><td align="left">one, and it was the worst </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Danced All Night::</td><td align="left">I'd like to, in my living room, with candles and smooth jazz, and my girl </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Skinny Dipped::</td><td align="left">ahh, good times.... </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Did Something You Regret::</td><td align="left">Nope </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Tried Drugs::</td><td align="left">Never </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Been Drunk::</td><td align="left">Never </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Talked To Someone All Night Long::</td><td align="left">if you mean by all night until 3am in the morning, then yes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Slept Straight for 48 Hours::</td><td align="left">oh, several times </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" valign="top" align="center"><b>.:Do You:.</b></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Like Thunderstorms::</td><td align="left">Oh, yeah, baby, all that electricity in the air, sparks are guaranteed to fly </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Sleep With Stuffed Animals::</td><td align="left">nope, although I wouldn't mind </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Take Walks In The Rain::</td><td align="left">not lately </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Dance In The Rain::</td><td align="left">not lately </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Lie A lot::</td><td align="left">I try not to.... I'm usually sucessful </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Go To Church::</td><td align="left">used to </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Believe in God::</td><td align="left">He's the man! </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Believe in Satan::</td><td align="left">He's a punk! </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Believe in Heaven & Hell::</td><td align="left">Yep! </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Believe in Love At First Sight::</td><td align="left">Kinda </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Eat Weird Combinations Of Food::</td><td align="left">yep, part of the fun. </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" valign="top" align="center"><b>.:A Little More Personal:.</b></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">What's Your Biggest Fear::</td><td align="left">disappointing my family... that, and snakes </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Your Weirdiest Dream::</td><td align="left">Dude, there are too many to name </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do You Have A Reoccuring Dream::</td><td align="left">nope </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">What Is Your Greatest Strength::</td><td align="left">My loyalty/honor </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">What Is Your Greatest Weakness::</td><td align="left">overcritical </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">What Is Your Worst Habit::</td><td align="left">taking advantage of all the good things in my life : my health, my family, my skills, and my girl </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">What Are Your Pet Peeves::</td><td align="left">lying, that's a big one, NEGATIVITY, huge one, not hanging back up the towls when you are done </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do You Keep A Journal or Diary::</td><td align="left">used to, I should start back..... Thanks for the idea! </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Are You Predictable::</td><td align="left">"The key to being unpredictable is being predictable." ----- so yeah. </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">If You Were Someone Else, Would You Be Friends With Yourself::</td><td align="left">Hell, yeah! I'm a crazy fun guy! </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Are You Gullible::</td><td align="left">used to be, not much anymore </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Are You Trustworthy::</td><td align="left">Yes. </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" valign="top" align="center"><b>.:Let's Be A Little Random:.</b></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">What Do You Eat On your Waffles::</td><td align="left">Syrup </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">What Do You Eat On Your Hotdogs::</td><td align="left">Chili, and ketchup </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">What Is Your Favorite Color of Socks::</td><td align="left">Black </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Do You Like The Taste of Envelope Glue::</td><td align="left">Not.... really. </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">How Far Can You Spit::</td><td align="left">ROFL. Never tried. </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">What Color Are Your Toes::</td><td align="left">Toe color. </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Favorite Scent For A Candle::</td><td align="left">taditional 'burning wood/ smokey' smell </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Your Favorite Televsion Channel::</td><td align="left">Comedy Central </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">What Is Under Your Left Foot Right Now::</td><td align="left">It is pressed under my right leg, so I guess the air </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Are There Things You Want To Tell People But Can't Right Now::</td><td align="left">Te Quiero, Amor!... With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility. </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Are You Good At Math or English::</td><td align="left">English </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Have You Ever Tried to Lick Your Elbow::</td><td align="left">I'm sure I have... and I just tried it. It didn't work. </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Have You Ever Stole Anything::</td><td align="left">when I was really little, like 2 yrs old </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Have You Been In Love::</td><td align="left">who hasn't, buddy? </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Bikini/Tankini/Full Piece::</td><td align="left">Bikini's are lovely. The way they snuggle against my chest and hug my piece down there.... makes me feel macho manly. </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">What Does Your Current Swimsuit Look Like::</td><td align="left">A red pair of shorts with black spider webbing </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">How Are You Wearing Your Hair Right Now::</td><td align="left">Like Marge Simpson... oh, wait, I have a hat on </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">What Is On Your Computer Desk::</td><td align="left">at home? ipod, cds, book, sheet music, picture of lil me, lava lamp, my hopes and dreams </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Are You Happy With Your Life As It Is::</td><td align="left">Couldn't get any better! Livin' the dream, baby! Just livin' the dream! </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">What Is Your Maritial Status::</td><td align="left">taken by the most beautiful girl in my spanish heart </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Can You Remember Your First Kiss::</td><td align="left">yeah.... I fucked that sucker up </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right">Any Last Words::</td><td align="left">No Man is Born to Anything, Except perhaps to a Chance to show how Far He Can Rise. </td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" align="center"><a href="http://www.bzoink.com/S62794/The_Best_Of_Me.html" title="The Best Of Me">Take this survey</a> | <a href="http://www.bzoink.com/surveys" title="Bzoink Surveys">Find more surveys</a><br /><a href="http://www.bzoink.com" title="Bzoink">Bzoink</a> - The Original Survey Site</td></tr></table><!END BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE>
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| -The World doesn't need a savior....
-Listen....
-I don't hear anything.
-I do. I hear everything. You wrote that the world doesn't need a saviour, but every day I hear people crying for one.
-Will I..... see you around?
-I'm always around, Lois.
Not that anyone reads this anymore, Heck, even I don't, but I gotta get some cartharsis somehow. It's amazing how quickly your world can be pulled out from beneath you. You're on top of the world one day, and wondering why you're in a dumpster the next. You're Superman saving the world in one scene, but you're heartbroken cause your woman hooked up with another guy in the next. Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound, able to turn back time by flying around the earth.... but the thing that hurts you the most is loneliness. According to the hero's journey, the hero must make a sacrifice and then later he is reborn better and stronger than ever. This must be my sacrifice. I must stay true to my principles and virtues for only they are unchanging. The sun will rise tomorrow and I will fly up to meet it. I must continue to be hopeful and wish and strive for the best.
"Live as one of them, Kal-El, to discover where your strength and your
power are needed. Always hold in your heart the pride of your special
heritage. They can be a great people, Kal-El, they wish to be. They
only lack the light to show the way. For this reason above all, their
capacity for good, I have sent them you... my only son.
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| "Prozium - The great nepenthe. Opiate of our masses. Glue of our great
society. Salve and salvation, it has delivered us from pathos, from
sorrow, the deepest chasms of melancholy and hate. With it, we
anesthetize grief, annihilate jealousy, obliterate rage. Those sister
impulses towards joy, love, and elation are anesthetized in stride, we
accept as fair sacrifice. For we embrace Prozium in its unifying
fullness and all that it has done to make us great"..... I've missed my dose. Now I can't stop feeling.
HAD I the heavens’ embroidered cloths,
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
Do you dream?
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| Hey out there. I know no one reads this, but for the few of you who do, this is what is goin on in my life:
-being workin as an RA in Morrill Hall, which rocks.
-started classes today, they seem pretty cool
-I'm officially Captain Jack Sparrow in my hall (and for halloween. woot woot.)
that's the headlines. if you want to know more. comment me. thanks.
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| only two more weeks until I'm off to RA camp!! ooraa! I can't wait. It's goin to be so much fun! But I do have to say these last few weeks have been extraordinary. Let me give you a brief overview, savvy?
-went on two awesome canoe trips (dressed as a pirate, of course)
-went camping on the mountain with Jacob, clabo and wag (hilarious.... Might be
Doo Doo~~)
-perfected my Jack Sparrow impersonation
-beat Halo 2 (again)
-stayed in decent shape
-Saw Nathan Goodwin and his gorgeous fiancee, Keely at Logan's.... swing!
-chatted with ladies late into the evening
-fulfilled the prophecy that I would someday be a ninja (or Batman in Batman Begins)
and exercised my right to scare my brother
-decided I wanted to be a lawyer
-decided I want to learn how to sail (and be Jack Sparrow)
-played numerous games of lazer tag
-spent time with my sister mono y mono
-went to Laural Falls dressed as a Pirate --- I got a great story for that one.
-thinkin about how much I miss my car.... and love the ladies : )
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