OMG! This is a creative invention but...wha theheck?

Pee-ness Envy

Men love to think women are jealous of them. Particularly when it comes to a certain appendage. Yeah. Uh, huh. Whatever you say, boys. In fact, the only occasion on which we experience such envy is when confronted with a nasty public restroom. And My SweetPee, a gizmo that allows you to “go” standing up, eliminates such unsanitary situations. Designed to avoid bum-to-seat contact, the flexible plastic doohickey is slightly cupped to create a bridge between you and whatever shameless excuse for a bathroom you encounter. Facing toward or away from the toilet, simply point the wider end of the funnel to the bowl for a sit-free pee. There are both disposable and reusable varieties. Perfect for travel, they roll up so you can put them in your purse. The time’s not far off when women everywhere will have them. Heck, we might even be tempted to whip them out and compare. Available online at mysweetpee.com.