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Quarter Century

Sat, 13 May 2006 09:53:40 GMT

Crap, A quarter of a century old...I have a couple of presents pending (Tammy's marble brownies and Rachel's baked zitis YOM) and three so far. AND I'm going to the Bahamas for 6 days!

Is it harder to get my wisdon tooth removed after 25? damn

Omgoodness

Fri, 17 Feb 2006 17:42:46 GMT

omg, my new job doesn't block Xanga...i might be coming back!

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Tue, 24 Jan 2006 02:07:32 GMT

Hello world.

Thursday, October 27, 2005

Thu, 27 Oct 2005 01:33:39 GMT

My gosh, it's been a while. Sadly I can't go on Xanga during work.

My, there are some nice new features on Xanga....

Remember this picture T? R? dang yo.

Friday, August 19, 2005

Fri, 19 Aug 2005 23:56:46 GMT

OMG! This is a creative invention but...wha theheck?

Pee-ness Envy

Men love to think women are jealous of them.

Particularly when it comes to a certain appendage.

Yeah. Uh, huh. Whatever you say, boys.

In fact, the only occasion on which we experience such envy is when confronted with a nasty public restroom. And My SweetPee, a gizmo that allows you to “go” standing up, eliminates such unsanitary situations. Designed to avoid bum-to-seat contact, the flexible plastic doohickey is slightly cupped to create a bridge between you and whatever shameless excuse for a bathroom you encounter.

Facing toward or away from the toilet, simply point the wider end of the funnel to the bowl for a sit-free pee. There are both disposable and reusable varieties. Perfect for travel, they roll up so you can put them in your purse. The time’s not far off when women everywhere will have them.

Heck, we might even be tempted to whip them out and compare.

Available online at mysweetpee.com.

Monday, August 08, 2005

Mon, 08 Aug 2005 10:13:01 GMT

A little while ago, I posted some pictures of sushi pillows. Here is where to buy them at. I think it's pricey tho. The ebi nigiri pillow cost more than the others.

http://www.pixelgirlshop.com/gallery.php?id=149

Aaaand they have some really coolio accessories. The accessories are hand made, at least most of them are.

http://www.pixelgirlshop.com/gallery.php?cat=plushes

Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Wed, 13 Jul 2005 10:50:18 GMT

Pictures from Vegas!

Fountain at the Hotel/Casino Lexor

My Mom posing with pple cause she thought they looked funny.

At the Grand Canyon, Owl finger puppet, I had to take pictures with them.

My sister too

Lexor

The JUMBO slot machine. We weren't allowed to take pictures, but we just like to break the law. Btw, the slot machines hate me, I have the worst luck with them. bleh

Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Tue, 12 Jul 2005 20:11:38 GMT

1-No, I'm not recruiting for this position, but figure I can pass it around since I can't use this offer anyway.

2-If interested, just let me know. I don't know how much it pays, I can only put you in contact.

Job Description:

Freelance Mandarin Chinese Translator who is available for onsite translations for a 1 month or 2 month project beginning in August.

This position would require a candidate who is currently living in the US or Canada. The candidate must be able to relocate to the New York, Twin Cities or Baltimore area for 1 to 2 months. Background would consist of mechanical or industrial engineering. Technical Writing expertise a plus.

Benefits:

Signing bonus may apply to the right candidate.

Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Wed, 29 Jun 2005 17:03:11 GMT

You scored as Diesel.

Diesel

92%

Burberry

92%

Abercrombie & Fitch

75%

Gucci

67%

Anna Sui

67%

Tommy Hilfiger

58%

Dior

58%

Louis Vuitton

58%

Chanel

50%

DKNY

42%

What Designer Brand Are You?
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Monday, June 27, 2005

Mon, 27 Jun 2005 11:47:07 GMT

Man, they didn't look as funny when my relatives were doing the "squat". lol

[edit] Eve commented that I'm making fun, maybe I am, but I'm all for the "fob squat". It's a characteristic of the Mainlanders. Woot